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MacSurfer's Archive: Wednesday, December 25, 2013
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Taiwan Fines Apple for iPhone Price-Plan Meddling: Island's fair-trade body says Apple told mobile-service providers how to charge for handsets" WSJ.com 8:01 AM
  • "Apple fined in Taiwan for fair trade violation" AFP 8:16 AM
  • "Apple Fined $670,000 In Taiwan For Price Fixing" Forbes 8:11 AM
  • "Taiwanese FTC fines Apple for interfering in iPhone handset and contract pricing" Engadget 8:01 AM
  • "Apple Slapped With $667K Fine For Trying To Influence Taiwanese iPhone Prices" TechCrunch 1:30 PM
  • "Taiwan FTC fines Apple for seeking to manage retailers' iPhone pricing" AppleInsider 12:54 PM
  • "Apple lands on Taiwan's naughty list for dictating iPhone pricing" TechRadar UK 3:58 PM
  • "Apple Fined by Taiwanese Regulators Over iPhone Price Fixing" MacRumors 3:58 PM
  • "Taiwan fines Apple $666K over iPhone pricing: The country's Fair Trade Commission finds that Taiwan's three main mobile service providers have been submitting pricing plans to Apple for approval, which violates the law." CNET News 6:45 PM
  • "The Apple And Microsoft Backed Rockstar Starts To Find Problems With Its Patent Portfolio" Forbes 8:10 AM
OS X
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "Adobe Premiere Elements 12 Review" Mac|Life 10:20 AM
  • "Review: Dragshare for Dropbox makes sharing links less painful" Macworld 9:12 AM
  • "Speed Up TenFourFox On Your G3/G4." Low End Mac 1:30 PM
  • "Give the Gift of Tech Support: Simple Tips to Fix Up the Family Mac While Visiting Home This Holiday" OS X Daily 12/24
  • "SystemStats offers quick overview of Mavericks system activity: Apple's report-generating routines in OS X Mavericks give in-depth views of your system's activity, which may help if you need to troubleshoot problems with your system." MacFixIt 12/24
  • "iResizer Mac App Review: Rescale Photos Without Rescaling the Subject!" Tapscape 12/24
  • "Return to innocence: Classic Mac OS on a Mac Plus emulator in any web browser" TechnologyTell 12/24
  • "Got New Holiday Photos On Your Mac? Make Them Better With This App" McSolo 12/24
  • "AudioNote: A Good, Affordable Gift App For Students With A Mac" Mac 360 12/24
Op/Ed
  • "So, you've just got a Mac? Download these apps first" The Next Web 8:16 AM
  • "Cassandra: Working for Apple in Thailand -Job Listings" eXtensions 12/24
Press Releases
  • "The Festive Apple 2013: Christmas tree apps for OS X and iOS" TechnologyTell 10:04 AM
  • "Let.ter for Mac adds Markdown, removes the inbox from your email" iMore 12/24
  • "Free OpenEmu 1.0 console emulator is now available to download for Mac" iDownload Blog 12/24
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Christmas may break record for app downloads" CBS News 12:28 PM
  • "ARM set to cash in on Apple's deal with China Mobile" Techworld 12:40 PM
  • "The Story Behind Evasi0n7 Untethered Jailbreak [Part 2] Redmond Pie 8:07 AM
  • "The evad3rs post 2nd letter to the jailbreak community" iDownload Blog 8:16 AM
  • "Evad3rs Deny Taking Payment For iOS 7 Jailbreak, Denounce Cracked Version of Evasi0n" iClarified 2:45 PM
  • "Jailbreak team Evasi0n drops Chinese app store Taig after backlash" The Verge 2:39 PM
  • "Evasi0n iOS 7 jailbreak funding supplied by Chinese app piracy site" AppleInsider 2:39 PM
  • "800lbs Apple Store Door Falls on Customer Breaking His Pelvis in Maryland" American LiveWire 11:58 AM
  • "Tossed into the Thames a century ago, a destroyed typeface is brought back to life" The Verge 8:07 AM
  • "Apple, Microsoft and others now regret spending $4.5 billion on patents" BGR 12/24
  • "Briefly: Japanese Apple Stores likely to kick off 'lucky bag' sales on Jan. 2" AppleInsider 12/24
  • "Smartphone growth slowing in China as Apple expands iPhone presence" AppleInsider 12/24
  • "Analysts say Samsung Edges Apple for #1 Ranking" TG Daily 12/24
  • "Google edges Apple as most talked about company of 2013" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 12/24
  • "The best and worst of smartphones in 2013: Gearing up for the next big thing" VentureBeat 12/24
  • "I Can Make Your Parking Tickets Disappear" ["Eventually, I boned up on LA parking law and saved a lot of money, but I kept hearing friends complain about getting tricked into tickets. So I decided I should stop my complaining and try to do something to help LA's bewildered parkers. First, I looked around for a mobile phone app that would help. I expected such a thing would already exist, since people have been complaining about parking and traffic in LA since the beginning of curbs, but it didn't. So I decided to make my own."] City Watch LA 12/24
  • "Samsung Set to Attack the iPhone 5C Aggressively in China and India in 2014" Patently Apple 12/24
  • "Apple Dragged into New Lawsuit in China over App Store Game" Patently Apple 12/24
  • "A look back at some of Apple's old Christmas commercials" iDownload Blog 12/24
  • "Three Christmas videos: Samsung, Apple and Nokia/One creepy, one poignant, one bizarre." Fortune 12/24
  • "iPhone 5 Replaces Galaxy S3 as the Most Popular Smartphone In UAE" iClarified 12/24
  • "Missouri football players react to getting free iPad Minis for playing in the Cotton Bowl [Video] Network World 12/24
  • "Steve Wozniak trivia: 10 surprising facts about Woz/How well do you know Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak? Here, we bring you 10 fun facts about Apple's co-founder that may surprise you." Macworld UK 12/24
Non-Apple News
  • "BlackBerry founder Mike Lazaridis won't pursue bid for company" The Verge 5:21 PM
  • "Google strikes back at Apple and Microsoft's anti-Android patent consortium" BGR 3:58 PM
  • "The 2013 Year In Review In Review" TechCrunch 3:05 PM
  • "Co-founder officially drops bid for BlackBerry: Mike Lazaridis abandons his plans to buy the ailing smartphone maker via a joint bid with a fellow co-founder." CNET News 3:05 PM
  • "Snowden's Christmas message: Privacy counts" CNET News 12:36 PM
  • "Online Retailers Stole Christmas, Many Shoppers Say: Shipping Delays Left Many People With Little to Put Under Tree" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 11:47 AM
  • "Set Up and Get to Know Your New Tech Gifts" Lifehacker 8:12 AM
  • "Astronauts take Christmas Eve spacewalk, make critical repair: But now they're home for the holidays: home at the International Space Station, that is, after a high-stakes repair job clearing the way for reactivation of a critical coolant system." CNET News 12/24
  • "Online Sales Jumped 37% During Weekend: Sales Through Mobile Devices Rose 53%" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 12/24
  • "Rounded Rectangles' 8 Best Design Innovations of 2013" Mac|Life 12/24
  • "This is what a $7.2 billion smartphone looks like" BGR 12/24
  • "Chromebooks charge into business market, capture 20% of commercial notebooks: According to NPD, tablets continued their push to replace the PC market. But so did Chromebooks, with great effect." PC World 12/24
  • "Porn firewalls and self-driving cars: How tech invaded culture in 2013" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 12/24
  • "2013: The year in numbers/How much is Evan Williams worth? What percentage of YouTube traffic is mobile? It's all right here" IDG News Service 12/24
Publications/Podcasts
  • "TUAW TV Live, 5 pm ET: Hanging out for the holidays" TUAW 9:12 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple's first new Mac Pro shipments arrive early for Christmas Eve" AppleInsider 12:40 PM
  • "Rumor: Apple may launch a bigger iPhone in May 2014" Neowin 3:59 PM
  • "Apple Awarded Patent For 'Embedded Heart Rate Monitor', Possibly For Future iWatch" Digital Trends 8:16 AM
  • "First Mac Pros Begin Arriving Ahead of Christmas" MacRumors 12/24
  • "Apple Begins Preparing First Mac Pro Orders for December 30 Delivery" MacRumors 12/24
  • "First Mac Pro Orders Now Shipping From Apple, Reaching Customers Dec. 30" AppAdvice 12/24
  • "Larger iPads and iPhones Coming In 2014 [Rumor] Cult of Mac 12/24
  • "iOS 7.1 No Public Release Until March" Tapscape 12/24
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple Granted 23 Patents Today Including an Embedded Heart Rate Monitor that could be integrated into a future iWatch" Patently Apple 12/24
  • "Apple patents accurate touch and hover panel, embedded heart rate monitor" AppleInsider 12/24
  • "Apple Patents Integrated Heart Rate Monitor For Smartphones, Hover Touch Sensors" TechCrunch 12/24
  • "Apple patents a hover touch sensor and heart rate monitor for smartphones" VentureBeat 12/24
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/24
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/24
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 12/24

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "10 great apps for your new iPad Air or iPad mini" Macworld 8:10 AM
  • "Mac Pro (Late 2013) review: Apple's new Mac Pro really is for pros" Macworld 12/24
  • "For Pros, a Sleek Computer With Power Inside/Review: Apple's New Mac Pro Computer" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 12/24
  • "What Do you Call 6 Displays and a 2013 Mac Pro? Fun!" OWC Blog 12/24
  • "Review: Moga Ace Power iOS game controller one-ups the competition" 9to5Mac 12/24
  • "The MiniDrive Review" Mac|Life 12/24
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Heyday review: Document the day's events at your convenience" Macworld 12/24
  • "Blacklight: Simple but Effective Free Effects App for iOS Devices" eXtensions 12/24
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to play iTunes Radio stations with Siri on iOS 7" iMore 9:43 PM
  • "Got A New iPhone? Follow This Guide To Set It Up Properly" Digital Trends 3:56 PM
  • "Unlocking Your Inner Movie Director (and Editor)" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 10:19 AM
  • "How to spend your iTunes credit this holiday season — the best apps and games for iPhone and iPad" 9to5Mac 10:04 AM
  • "Get a new iPhone, iPad, or Mac for Christmas? Here's what you need to know!" iMore 9:13 AM
  • "How to Make the Switch from iOS to Android" Gizmodo 9:12 AM
  • "How to Set Up Your New iPhone the Right Way" Gizmodo 9:12 AM
  • "How To Take Care of Your Smartphone Battery the Right Way" Gizmodo 9:12 AM
  • "Get started with the iPad and iPad mini" Macworld 8:10 AM
  • "Optimize Your New iPad With These Apps and Settings" Wired 8:10 AM
Tips
  • "Using an iPad With Linux" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 3:58 PM
  • "Cool, Hidden iPhone Tricks For New Users" ReadWrite 10:20 AM
  • "How to get the most out of your iPad: 15 top tips" Telegraph 8:11 AM
  • "Last minute life savers: 2013 holiday gift guide" iMore 12/24
  • "Five Mac games that make fantastic last minute gifts" TechnologyTell 12/24
  • "How To Turn Off Flashlight In iOS 7 Without Using Control Center" Redmond Pie 12/24
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Need Extra Money? Just Sue Apple" Mac 360 9:45 PM
  • "Apple's Top 8 Courtroom Adventures for 2013" Mac|Life 2:47 PM
  • "Building a Windows PC Equivalent to the Mac Pro Costs Thousands More [Chart] iClarified 12:00 PM
  • "Picturing Apple's Biggest Failures" Zero Hedge 12/24
  • "A Quick Intro To Jailbreaking... Should You?" Low End Mac 12/24
  • "Op-Ed: Next Issue Needs To Show iOS And Mac Users More Love" AppAdvice 12/24
  • "Why Apple Sends All iPhones And iPads By Air: It's Cheaper" Forbes 12/24
  • "Everything you know about earbuds is wrong/Earbuds and in-ear headphones: what exactly is the difference? The Audiophiliac breaks it down." CNET News 12/24
  • "The Macalope: Just do something, anything!" Macworld 12/24
  • "Apple Has All The Pieces It Needs To Become A Powerful Force In Payments In 2014"  Business Insider 12/24
  • "Missing The Point Of Apple's China Mobile Deal" Forbes 12/24
  • "The Mac Pro and the 4K 'Retina' Question" ParisLemon 12/24
  • "Reviews agree: the new Mac Pro is a dream desktop with some serious oomph for pros" iDownload Blog 12/24
  • "Apple's new Mac Pro a better value than the sum of its parts" AppleInsider 12/24
  • "4K Displays and the New Mac Pro: It's More Complicated than You Think" The Mac Observer 12/24
  • "iPhone 6 release date, rumours and leaked images - May 2014 iPhone launch?" Macworld UK 12/24
  • "Opinion: The new Mac Pro makes the iMac the power user's desktop" Macworld 12/24
  • "'Small, fast and in a league of its own' – the early Mac Pro verdicts are in" 9to5Mac 12/24
  • "If at First Apple Can't Succeed, Buy an Electric Car Company?" The Tech Night Owl 12/24
  • "Erasability: The Fly In Google's Ointment, And Apple's Icing On The Cake" PixoBebo 12/24
Non-Apple
  • "3 Things Parents Should Know About Video Games And Kids" Forbes 2:47 PM
  • "Beware The Big Data Backlash" Forbes 12/24
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Christmas Hours for OWC / The Other World – Episode 89" OWC Blog 12/24
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "10 Best iPhone Apps of 2013" Mashable 3:58 PM
  • "Evasi0n7 1.0.1 Drops TaiG, iPad 2 Issue Remains" Tapscape 3:55 PM
  • "Top holiday sales on the best iOS games for your iPhone or iPad" TUAW 2:39 PM
  • "135 Best iPhone Apps (New: Photo & Drawing Apps)" Digital Trends 1:30 PM
  • "There's even an Israeli app for Christmas: Help get Santa unstuck from a chimney so he can deliver presents in time for Christmas Day." Haaretz 12:41 PM
  • "Best apps for your new iPad" The Verge 9:14 AM
  • "Best iPad Air cases: Treat your new Apple tablet" Pocket-lint 9:13 AM
  • "Basic Apps for Smartphones and Tablets" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9:09 AM
  • "You Got A New iOS Device For Christmas? – The First Games To Install" Apple'n'Apps 8:15 AM
  • "Tapatalk Pro Forum Reader Updated With iOS 7 Redesign And New Picks Feature" AppAdvice 8:15 AM
  • "MySpace For iOS Updated With Enhanced Stream, Improved Profile Editing And More" AppAdvice 8:15 AM
  • "11 Best iPad Apps of 2013" Mashable 8:12 AM
  • "Best Free iPhone and iPad Games of 2013" Touch Arcade 8:06 AM
  • "Want the absolute best apps for your iPhone, iPad, or Mac? Here they are!" iMore 12/24
  • "Geohot: iOS 7 jailbreak has not been 'backdoored' by China" BGR 12/24
  • "25 apps you should download right now" CNNMoney 12/24
  • "Castro for iPhone gets URL subscriptions for your festive podcast feasting" iMore 12/24
  • "99 Stamps App is a whole new approach to philately and self education for the curious minds. Each stamp is a reflection of different events and facts with text description." 8 Moons Media 12/24
  • "IconLover gets updated to version 5.38. This new release receives the ability to import vector images, supports super-size Mac OS X and introduces masking support for raster images. New visual effects allow combining icons and objects, making it easier to create perfectly flat 2D icons." Aha-Soft 12/24
  • "Helpingu2save now Stocking Water Damage Repair Kits for iPhone" PRNewswire 12/24
  • "Dragonfly Small Business Analytics Now Available in the Apple App Store" PRNewswire 12/24
  • "Myspace for iOS gets a redesigned stream, a better profile editor, event live streaming and more" The Next Web 12/24
  • "Announcing Elixr for iPhone and Android: Discover Great Drinks" prMac 12/24
  • "Parodizer app is like a camera-bot that makes parodies" prMac 12/24
  • "Geo World Deluxe for iOS - Learn Countries and States with Fun" prMac 12/24
  • "TENideas: The App for Anyone Who Has Ever Said, I Have a Great Idea!" prMac 12/24
  • "Brainwaves - The Unexplainable Store 4.0 for iOS - Brainwave Entrainment" prMac 12/24
  • "Parachuting Frog launches Solisqr for iOS" prMac 12/24
  • "Playground 1 Lite - Free-to-Try Version of Award-Winning App Released" prMac 12/24
  • "SwingSong - Musical Pendulums App Released for iPad" prMac 12/24
  • "Alcohoot Adds A Portable Breathalyzer To Your Smartphone" Forbes 12/24
  • "'Display Recorder' and other tweaks shown off with iOS 7 support" iDownload Blog 12/24
  • "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic for iPhone on sale" TechnologyTell 12/24
  • "Headphone Splitter With Per-Person Volume Control" Cult of Mac 12/24
  • "You Can Count On This: Counters• App Gains New Features And Improvements" AppAdvice 12/24
  • "Global Video-Streaming App Viki Updated To Version 3.0 With iOS 7 Redesign And More" AppAdvice 12/24
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft in 2014: Reboot or Game Over?" Mashable 1:30 PM
  • "Microsoft Should Avoid Corporate Superstars And Source Its CEO Internally" Seeking Alpha 8:10 AM
  • "Windows 8 Survival Guide: All the Tips, Tricks, and Workarounds" Gizmodo 8:07 AM
  • "HP could launch smartphones next year" T3 8:10 AM
  • "Google strikes back at Apple and Microsoft's anti-Android patent consortium" BGR 3:59 PM
  • "Google files lawsuit to fight off patent consortium that includes Microsoft" Neowin 3:59 PM
  • "Microsoft grabs 200 acres for a new data center in Washington" SlashGear 12/24
  • "Microsoft-Backed Rockstar Consortium Planning To Sell Patents" Microsoft News 12/24
  • "Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen sells private island for $8 million" The Economic Times 12/24
  • "Asus teases new dual-booting Android and Windows tablet" Crave @ CNET 12/24
  • "HP mounts channel attack on EMC: We're a Bugatti, they're a VW bug" Channel Register 12/24
  • "2013 is almost over, but HP will reportedly launch new smartphones this year" BGR 12/24
  • "HP's new tablets may be its way back into the smartphone world" Engadget 12/24
  • "HP to launch low-cost phablets in India by year-end: Report" NDTV Gadgets 12/24
  • "Dell Venture Fund Targets Big Data, Cloud, Next-Gen Technologies" The VAR Guy 12/24
  • "AMD unveils graphics processor for Apple's Mac Pro: AMD's FirePro D300, D500 and D700 professional GPUs offer exceptional compute power and reliability for creativity and productivity in a wide range of applications, the firm said in a release." PTI 12/24
  • "Next Generation of AMD Professional GPU Detailed, FirePro D700 Leads the Pack with 3.5 Teraflops of Compute" WCCF Tech 12/24
  • "AMD unveils new FirePro graphics processor for Apple's Mac Pro" The Economic Times 12/24
  • "Football club FC Barcelona puts Intel inside" Tech2 12/24
  • "Daily Report: Resurgent Game Console Market Keeps Supplies Sparse" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12/24
  • "Apple, Microsoft and others now regret spending $4.5 billion on patents" BGR 12/24
  • "What we want in 2014: Break the mold, tech companies/Heading into the new year, it wouldn't hurt for the high-tech powers that be to get a little more stupid and crazy. Seriously." CNET News 12/24
  • "U.S. Mobile Internet Traffic Nearly Doubled This Year" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 12/24
  • "Looming disasters, and other tech predictions, for 2014 and beyond: Predictions and miscellany, a reading list" Computerworld 12/24
  • "Three words sum up 3D printing in 2013: Money, money, money" VentureBeat 12/24
  • "What I Want For Christmas From Each Major Tech Company Next Year" TechCrunch 9:44 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "An Apple Bear Makes The Case For Apple At $1,000 By 2017"  Seeking Alpha 12/24
  • "Analyst: Get Ready for AAPL Boost from China Mobile Deal" The Mac Observer 12/24
Industry News
  • "Tech Stocks: Twitter rises, Apple off in shortened trading day/Activity was muted as stock market close early ahead of Christmas holiday" MarketWatch 12/24
  • "Record rally continues on Wall Street" CNNMoney 12/24
  • "Stock Futures Flat as Market Awaits Key Data Ahead of Christmas Break" TheStreet 12/24
  • "Stock Futures Steady Ahead of Durable Goods Data" FOXBusiness 12/24
  • "Stocks End Higher as Dow Sets Record: Treasurys Fall, Sending Benchmark 10-Year Yield Closer to 3%" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 12/24
  • "Asia Markets: Asia stocks rise, with Nikkei Average above 16,000/Japan's Nikkei Stock Average extended its six-year high, pushing comfortably above the psychologically important 16,000 mark Thursday as a weak yen attracted foreign investors, and as Prime Minister Shinzo Abe tackled some of the remaining doubt over his stimulus measures." MarketWatch 9:41 PM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks poised for fifth positive day/European stock markets headed for a fifth straight day of gains in thin holiday trade on Tuesday, as investors waited for durable-goods orders data from the U.S." MarketWatch 12/24
  • "Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at 1 p.m." Associated Press 12/24
  • "Midday Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares mixed at 1 p.m." Associated Press 12/24

 
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