"Apple slammed for child, environmental exploitation" The Korea Herald 7:22 AM
"Here's The Real Reason Apple's Stock Is On A Roll" Forbes 7:22 AM
"From Bieber to the Beatles, How the iTunes Store Brooklynized Music" The Daily Beast 7:22 AM
"Apple TV is necessary to keep retail stores fresh" ITProPortal 7:23 AM
"Apple saves big on taxes by borrowing big to buy back shares: Apple has been a pioneer in tactics to avoid paying taxes to Uncle Sam. To distribute the cash to its owners would force it to pay taxes. So it borrows instead to buy back shares and increase its stock dividend." New York Times 7:24 AM
"Sources spill details of Ive's Apple overhaul" Bloomberg 9:34 AM
"Accessories No Longer Tethered to Apple" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 6:48 PM
"Editorial: Apple's iOS is the new Windows" AppleInsider 5/4
"Apple's Share Of The U.S. Smartphone Market Approaches 40 Percent" App Advice 5/4
"Apple's share of the U.S. smartphone market now close to 40%" TUAW 5/4
"Apple's lead over Samsung in the U.S. widened in April" Fortune 5/4
"Apple's new Berlin store: fans' ardour remains undimmed/Despite suggestions that Apple is losing its cool factor, those fans at the opening of its new Berlin store were as enthusiastic as ever, writes Jeevan Vasagar" Telegraph 5/4
"Samsung Galaxy S4 ad takes (yet) another shot at Apple" Crave @ CNET 5/4
"Google's Cloud Is Eating Apple's Lunch" TechCrunch 5/4
"Apple, Google should explore new technologies to prevent cellphone thefts" New York Times 5/4
"Games dominate Apple's all-time apps list" USA Today 5/4
"Review: Google Now useful as a supplement to Siri" USA Today 5/4
"Apple Offering $10k Prize to User Who Downloads 50 Billionth App" ABC News 5/4
"Why the iPhone Is Falling Behind" Cult of Mac 5/4
"FCP X: Random Thoughts/Here's a collection of short ideas that are not worth a complete article, but can still improve working with Final Cut Pro X." Larry's Blog 8:49 PM
"iOS 7 To Get A Completely New Design But What About OS X 10.9?" iOSDoc 5/4
"What's a known source of malware doing in an iOS app? Ars investigates: Trojans, false positives, and the case of accidental cross contamination." Ars Technica 5/4
"Apple closes in on 50 billion app downloads, offers $10,000 to the person who hits it" BetaNews 5/3
"Apple and Samsung to ship a combined 110 million tablets in 2013" DigiTimes 5/3
"Android tablets will hit 60% market share this quarter as iPad shipments dip, analyst says" VentureBeat 5/3
"Tablet Sales May Be Soaring But Let's Not Give Up On PCs" Forbes 5/3
"Just how polarized is the mobile industry? This chart says it all" BGR 5/3
"comScore Reports March 2013 U.S. Smartphone Subscriber Market Share" ["Apple ranked as the top OEM with 39 percent of U.S. smartphone subscribers (up 2.7 percentage points from December). Samsung ranked second with 21.7 percent market share (up 0.7 percentage points), followed by HTC with 9 percent, Motorola with 8.5 percent and LG with 6.8 percent."] comScore 5/3
"Apple extends lead over Samsung in U.S. smartphones: Apple's iOS also took market share away from Google's Android in the first quarter, according to ComScore." CNET News 5/3
"Apple's iPhone Takes U.S. Subscriber Share from Android in Q1" The Mac Observer 5/3
"iPhone remains top US smartphone, while iOS gains a bit of ground on Android" GigaOM 5/3
"PCs We Trust? Rough Rides for Apple, Intel, Dell" Bloomberg TV 5/3
"Apple to open new showcase Berlin store with stunning views" MacNN 5/3
"You think Macs are expensive? Get a load of this $250,000+ Apple" The Register 5/3
"Rare Working Apple 1 Computer Headed to Auction" MacRumors 5/3
"American Airlines Pilots Lose 40lb With Apple iPad Electronic Flight Bag" Forbes 5/3
"U.S. Cellular Makes Turnaround Bid With iPhone Plans" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 5/3
"U.S. Cellular announces plans to carry Apple products later this year" 9 to 5 Mac 5/3
"U.S. Cellular Will Begin Offering Apple Products This Year" Bloomberg 5/3
"U.S. Cellular to Sell 'Apple Products' This Year" PC Magazine 5/3
"U.S. Cellular Says It Will Start Selling Apple Devices - Ina Fried - Mobile - AllThingsD" AllThingsD 5/3
"U.S. Cellular May Have Game Changer with iPhone Launch" 24/7 Wall St. 5/3
"Google Glass Will Soon Also Let iPhone Users Access Navigation And Text Messages" TechCrunch 5/3
"Google Now doesn't drain iPhone battery, claims Google" Know Your Mobile 5/3
"New Galaxy S4 ad trashes Apple: iPhone is so old/Having gotten over its tame international launch of the S4, Samsung's American arm resumes its denigration of Apple, suggesting only old folks own an iPhone." CNET News 5/3
"Samsung goes after Apple yet again in first Galaxy S4 ad" Pocket-lint 5/3
"Apple looking to get behind the wheel with iOS 7 car dashboard integration" Digital Trends 5/3
"App lets amputees program their own bionic hands" Associated Press 5/3
"After an iPhone Is Snatched, a High-Speed Chase" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5/3
"This Dead 21-Year-Old Programmer Has An Apple Logo On His Tombstone" Cult of Mac 5/3
Non-Apple News
"Tor Books says cutting DRM out of its e-books hasn't hurt business: A look at the sci-fi publisher a year after it announced it would do away with DRM." Ars Technica 5/4
"Samsung extends lead in the smartphone market" AppleDailyReport 5/4
"Big phones, phablets & tablets account for just 10% Android's installed base" AppleInsider 5/3
"Google IP Reveals New Features for Google TV & Buddy Box" Patent Bolt 5/3
"Google Patent Reveals Vision for Google 'Glass' Technology Extending to Windshields, Telescopes & Beyond" Patent Bolt 5/3
"Google Glass eye-cam to turn us all into right little winkers" The Register 5/3
"3D printer spits out Cyborg Ear... but where will you PUT it?" The Register 5/3
"The move to Internet TV, by the numbers: Households with broadband Internet access are increasingly piping Internet video to their TV sets, through a variety of devices." Fortune 5/3
"What an Internet sales tax will cost you" CNNMoney 5/3
"US military approves Android phones for soldiers" ["Approval for other Android devices as well as Apple phones and tablets is expected in late May."] BBC 5/3
"Samsung Touts Hands-Free Features in New Galaxy S 4 Commercial" PC Magazine 5/3
"Galaxy S4 cleared for government use, iPhone and iPad to gain approval 'in the next few weeks'" iDownload Blog 5/3
"The Galaxy S4 Gets Cleared For Government Use Ahead Of The iPhone" Cult of Android 5/3
"Coming May 4: Gene Steinberg meets Tim Angel of ZooGue, tech journalist Rob Pegoraro, and cutting-edge commentator Daniel Eran Dilger, this week on the Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 5/3
"Ted Landau on WWDC, Apple TV Problems, Typing in iOS, and An Email Change" MacVoices 5/3
"Origin Stories: Graze is an alternative browser for iPhone" TUAW 5/3
"Origin Stories: Index Card helps organize your notes like its real world namesake" TUAW 5/3
"Podcast: Lots of iOS 7 rumors, Google Now, CoD Ghosts + More" Insanely Great Mac 5/3
"Apple looking at ways Macs can more effectively use GPUs" AppleDailyReport 5/3
"Apple working on dual function scroll wheel input" AppleDailyReport 5/3
"Apple files patent for an integrated touch screen" AppleDailyReport 5/3
AppleCare/Helps
"What to do if your iPhone won't verify an iOS Software Update: What to do if when you try and install an iOS Software Update your iPhone says you aren't connected to the Internet" Macworld UK 5/3
Price Trackers/Deals
"Star Chart For iPhone and iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/4
"Chin Up For iPhone and iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/4
"Slender -Bones of Children For iPhone and iPad Is Free Today (Was $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/4
"MacBook Pro Prices -13 Inch Models -$850 To $1,899 -Best Deals, Reviews & Information" MacReviewZone 5/4
"MacBook Pro Prices -15 Inch Models -$990 to $3,049 -Best Deals, Reviews & Information" MacReviewZone 5/4
"MacBook Air Prices -$638 To $1,599 -Best Deals, Reviews And Information" MacReviewZone 5/4
"Top Selling Mac Accessories -$12 to $1,500... Prices, Deals, Reviews And Information" MacReviewZone 5/4
"Air Penguin For iPhone and iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/3
"Dingle Dangle For iPhone and iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/3
"Colosseum Heroes For iPhone and iPad Is Free Today (Was $0.99)" Apple Sliced 5/3
"Review: Belkin Thunderstorm iPad case brings home theater quality sound to the iPad" 9 to 5 Mac 2:58 PM
"Review: LandingZone's Secure MacBook Air dock – adds Kensington Lock, Ethernet, USB ports in seconds" 9 to 5 Mac 11:54 AM
"Logitech Keyboard Folio mini for iPad mini: Small case, big keys (hands on)" ZDNet 7:19 AM
"Logitech FabricSkin Keyboard Folio for iPad (review)/Summary: One of the biggest advantages the iPad enjoys over the competition is the huge accessory ecosystem. Those wanting a keyboard to use with the iPad have a lot of choices, including the new FabricSkin from Logitech with its spill-resistant keyboard." ZDNet 5/4
"VideoGrade Review: VideoGrade isn't necessarily the most perfect iOS video editing app, but it's definitely got a fair amount of options and sports a very easy-to-use interface." 148Apps 5/3
"SurvivalCraft Review: This open world sandbox crafting game with obvious inspirations doesn't win any awards for originality, but it still manages to incorporate features that are missing from the original." 148Apps 5/3
"Angry Birds Friends Review: They've conquered the Piggies, and now they're after your friends. Will you succumb?" 148Apps 5/3
"Random Heroes 2 Review: Random Heroes 2 includes more weapons, more levels, and otherwise trumps the original in every conceivable way." 148Apps 5/3
"Pool Live Tour Mobile Review: Pool Live Tour offers some addicting gameplay in a polished package. However, beware of some ridiculously expensive in-app purchases." 148Apps 5/3
"The Nightjar Review: The Nightjar is a game without video, letting the player's ears do all the work to guide them in the right direction." 148Apps 5/3
"Beat The Melody Review: Beat the Melody is very nearly music to one's ears, offering educational gaming for the musically challenged." 148Apps 5/3
"Daily iPhone App: Haunted Hollow is frighteningly good" TUAW 5/3
"15 ways to improve your iPhone's battery life/Summary: While the iPhone is booming in popularity, its battery still isn't that good. But by applying a few system tweaks, you can improve your iPhone's battery life considerably." ZDNet 5/4
"Save on mobile bandwidth by disabling remote images in iOS Mail" Mac OS X Hints 5/3
"Ask Alex: How Not to Offend With Headphones/Taking personal calls at the office; Using an alias on Facebook; When you should remove your headphones" PC Magazine 5/3
"Apple fail should be a lesson for Microsoft: By market-acceptance standards, failures of Apple hardware products are rare. And even if the potential for weak demand is evident, the company is pretty good at fixing the problem. That's a good lesson for Microsoft." CNET News 5/4
"Kindle iOS app accessibility update for the blind: so what?" Stabley Times 5/4
"Imagining a Passbook-powered digital wallet" Macworld 5/3
"Samsung Tells Court That Apple Requested Injunctions Would Confuse Consumers" MacTrast 5/3
"Samsung to Court: Don't Confuse Consumers with Injunctions" The Mac Observer 5/3
"Samsung: injunction for Apple makes no sense, infringed products are outdated" iDownload Blog 5/3
"Apple's Curved Battery Research Could Point To Thinner iPhones, iWatch" App Advice 5/3
"Why you shouldn't listen to well-paid analysts: Horace Dediu warns against giving too much credence to the opinions of well-paid analysts" Macworld UK 5/3
"Apple's Privacy Record Sucks. Here's Why You Should Care" ReadWrite 5/3
"Why Doesn't Apple Waterproof The iPhone?" PixoBebo 5/3
"Apple Is About To Make The Same Mistake With OS X And iOS 7 As Microsoft Did On Windows 8" Mac 360 5/3
Non-Apple
"The simple lesson I learned from 369 hours of Mass Effect: Why these three games were so damn great—and why the ending, good or bad, doesn't matter." Ars Technica 8:38 PM
"How MailChimp learned to treat data like orange juice and rethink email in the process" GigaOM 7:01 PM
"The myth of Inbox Zero and the path to peace of mind" GigaOM 2:57 PM
"Carriers Still Think We're Idiots" Monday Note 2:03 PM
"Comments on the ongoing patent troll debate in the U.S. -- and don't forget about Europe" Foss Patents 10:24 AM
"The Facebook Privacy Infographic" Social Barrel 7:17 AM
"Where Do Old Cellphones Go to Die?" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5/4
"For the wearable tech market to thrive, it needs to get in better shape" GigaOM 5/4
"Conan sexes up Martha Stewart's Match.com profile: Martha Stewart has joined Match.com. Clearly, she may encounter some issues there. Conan O'Brien decides to help." CNET News 5/4
"Why we often view digital culture through insect metaphors: Ant colonies as massive computation machines, optimizing their algorithms." Ars Technica 5/4
"This May the Fourth, look back at amazing 'Return of the Jedi' art: A Star Wars Day spectacular! Take a trip through Ralph McQuarrie's vision of the alien worlds and characters seen in 'Return of the Jedi,' which celebrates three decades this year." CNET News 5/4
"70 Percent of Brand Engagement on Pinterest Come From Users [Infographic] Social Barrel 5/4
"Is Internet Killing the Video Star?" AllThingsD 5/3
"We've Heard A Similar Reaction To Google Glass Somewhere Before" TechCrunch 5/3
"Google: The future of search is Now/Google Now is the company's big bet to maintain market share as people leave the desktop and search on mobile and wearable devices." CNET News 5/3
"Why Google Glass is worth doing even if it goes down as the next Segway" BGR 5/3
"The sneaky thing about Google Glass" BetaNews 5/3
"5 ways to make Google Glass better: Some early reviews call Google Glass the future of computing. But even they say that future remains a little rough around the edges." Fortune 5/3
Humor/Cartoons
"SNL mocks Google Glass (because, well, who isn't?): Somehow, the group of those who feel Google Glass is a touch pointless is growing. Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen and Seth Myers are the latest." CNET News 11:55 AM
"Here are your WWDC 2013 iPhone and iPad wallpapers in full on Retina splendor!" iMore 8:49 AM
"Facebook Restricts Path From Inviting And Finding Friends On The Social Network" App Advice 7:08 AM
"pdf-Office Professional 11.0 with improved and enhanced functionality" prMac 5/4
"Cydia Tweak: Velox Takes App Interaction And Notifications To Another Level" App Advice 5/4
"Bob 'Dr. Mac' LeVitus Embarks On His Annual Mid-Atlantic MUG Tour Next Week" The MUG Center 5/4
"Toy Defense 2 is now avilable on the Apple App Store" prMac 5/4
"Think You Know Your WWE Wrestlers? Take the Famous Faces of WWE Quiz" MacMegasite 5/4
"Marshmello Mountain Brings An Incredible Bedtime Story to iOS" prMac 5/4
"FileMaker Design Studios Scheduled for Oakland" prMac 5/4
"Affordable App Marketing Services? Good News for Developers" prMac 5/4
"Google Search App With Google Now Breaks Into iTunes Top 10" Search Engine Land 5/4
"Verizon's My FiOS App Updated To Bring TV Listings, Remote Control And More" App Advice 5/4
"T-Mobile US launches TV streaming app for iPhone" iMore 5/4
"Path app gets enhanced security features, more friend finding options in latest update" AppleInsider 5/4
"The latest issue of the TNW iPad magazine is out: FASHION as curated by @SabineDeWitte" The Next Web 5/3
"This Little White Box Can Run Your Home Entirely By Remote Control From Your Phone" Business Insider 5/3
"Piano Passcode lets you unlock your iPhone by playing a familiar tune" iDownload Blog 5/3
"Foursaken Media Announces 'Monster Adventures' Coming this Summer" Touch Arcade 5/3
"Research and Markets: Top Five Global Consumer Electronic Companies: Performance, Strategies and Competitive Analysis - 2013" Business Wire 5/3
"Google Glass: iPhone users get turn-by-turn, Take pics by winking" Digital Trends 5/3
"Google Glass will soon get iPhone compatibility for navigation and texting" Pocket-lint 5/3
"Google Glass Will Soon Support Navigation and Text Messages for iPhone Users" iClarified 5/3
"Spruce up your Mac's keyboard with wood key caps: If you are tired of the look of your Apple keyboard, an elegant wooden touch might be the answer." MacFixIt 5/3
"Netflix Helps You Decide What to Watch With New Rows on iPad" PC Magazine 5/3
"Splitr Is For Music Fans Willing To Share" App Advice 5/3
"StubHub Updated To Add Interactive Venue Maps, Price Alerts And More" App Advice 5/3
"Apple Highlights Top 25 All-Time Free & Paid Apps On iOS" Cult of Mac 5/3
"These Are The 25 Best-Selling iPhone Apps Of All Time" Business Insider 5/3
"Wander Launches Days App, Looks To Change Your Perspective Of Photo-Sharing Entirely" TechCrunch 5/3
"Mobile Active Defense Adds Mobile Network Level Security Compatible to Any MDM in Support of Apple Decision to Fight Patent Trolling Court Decision" PRNewswire 5/3
"Cydia Tweak: You Must Play The Right Keys To Unlock Your Device With Piano Passcode" App Advice 5/3
"Intel: A Must-Read History Lesson" Seeking Alpha 7:02 AM
"Intel sets faster shift to mobile" Bloomberg 7:57 AM
"Intel Will Regain Lead With Processors Beyond 22 Nanometer" Seeking Alpha 7:04 AM
"Intel And Microsoft Speed Up Windows RT's Death" Seeking Alpha 8:00 AM
"Acer holding off on Windows RT, claims there's 'no value' in current version: Windows RT update will need to woo Acer" TechRadar UK 7:33 AM
"Microsoft: Where Will The Growth Come From?" Seeking Alpha 2:58 PM
"Amazon jumps the gun, lists Acer's first 8-inch Windows 8 tablet: Windows hops on the tiny tablet train that Android and iOS have already boarded." Ars Technica 5:05 PM
"Why Microsoft's 7.5% Tablet Market Share Is Surprising" Seeking Alpha 7:04 AM
"Microsoft expands payout market coverage for developers, adds more billing connections" Windows Phone Central 8:00 AM
"Microsoft Is 'Not Dead Yet,' Say Wall Street Pros" CNBC 8:01 AM
"HP's chief faces lawsuit over deal for Autonomy" This is Money 7:54 AM
"HP Israel countersues ECI for $23m/HP Israel accuses ECI of breach of their computer services contract. ECI: It is odd that HP chose to sue when it knows that it failed to meet its commitments." Globes 7:54 AM
"Vostro 5460 promises to be Dell's thinnest and lightest 14-inch laptop" Techgoondu 7:51 AM
"Specifications of unknown AMD, Intel and Nvidia chips leaked?" Hardware.Info 7:55 AM
"PS4, Xbox 720 Rumors: AMD Reported to Be Creating Semi-Custom Chips for Next-Gen Consoles" Gadget Insiders 7:55 AM
"Higher clock frequencies with AMD's FX-4350 and FX-6350" Hardware.Info 7:55 AM
"IBM: Checking The Corporate Temperature" Seeking Alpha 8:01 AM
"Microsoft's new plan to boost Windows Phone: Sell dirt-cheap Lumias at Walmart" BGR 5/4
"Microsoft goes mainstream to win smartphone share" Reuters 5/4
"Microsoft admits zero-day bug in IE8, pledges patch: Security experts suspect Chinese hackers using flaw to target nuclear weapons researchers running Windows XP" Computerworld 5/4
"Microsoft completes migration of all Hotmail users to Outlook.com" Zee News 5/4
"Augmented reality system from Microsoft gaining more attention" Mobile Commerce News 5/4
"Qualcomm defends Windows RT tablets despite lackluster sales, biting criticism/Exec says chip maker is not discouraged: 'Qualcomm has long-term investment' in Windows RT" Computerworld 5/4
"HP board sued over Autonomy deal: Hewlett-Packard board members were last night facing accusations that they were made aware of countless 'red flags' about Autonomy before their disastrous acquisition of the British software maker." Telegraph 5/4
": Intel And Microsoft Speed Up Windows RT's Death" Seeking Alpha 5/4
"Intel's CEO Choice Fuels Debate Over Chip Maker's Future" eWeek 5/4
"Intel taps COO Krzanich as chipmaker's next CEO: Krzanich said he will tackle the challenge of declining PC sales by relying on the assets that Intel is built on" Associated Press 5/4
"Intel's Core i7-4770K Overclocked to 7.0 GHz" Tom's Hardware 5/4
"Dell computers sold to Syria despite sanctions" New York Times 5/4
"With SDN, Cisco Will Unlock Value Of Installed Hardware Worth $180 Billion" Seeking Alpha 5/4
"New Cisco lab unveiled at NCTC Flower Mound campus" Lewisville Leader 5/4
"The Best $820 an Apple Investor Can Spend" The Motley Fool 5/3
"Apple to IBM Lead U.S. Bond Sales in High-Grade Technology Boom" Bloomberg 5/3
"Apple's bond offering will allow it to avoid $9.2B in US taxes" AppleInsider 5/3
"Apple's debt strategy saves $9.2B in taxes (plus $100m a year in interest deductions)" 9 to 5 Mac 5/3
"Apple Saves $9.2 Billion By Going Into Debt For $55 Billion" Cult of Mac 5/3
"The clever economics behind Apple's $17 billion bond offering" TUAW 5/3
"Apple's $17 billion bond deal allows it to avoid $9.2 billion tax hit" TUAW 5/3
"Apple fuels corporate bond frenzy" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 5/3
"Can Apple hit $650 by the end of the year?" MarketWatch 5/3
"Laird revenue slips as demand from 'largest customer' drops" ["Electronic-components maker Laird Plc said revenue from its largest customer -- widely assumed to be Apple Inc -- fell 17 percent in the first quarter from a year earlier, contributing to a 2 percent fall in overall revenue."] Reuters 5/3
"Another Apple supplier cites slipping demand from its 'largest customer'" AppleInsider 5/3
"Apple supplier Laird reports sharp drop in orders: A sharp drop in orders from its top customer, believed to be Apple, has hit revenues at the smartphone components supplier Laird." Telegraph 5/3
"Stale iOS Devices Mean Declining Fortunes For A Key Apple Supplier" App Advice 5/3
Industry News
"Tech Stocks: LinkedIn slumps while most techs close higher/Online-professional-networking company falls on outlook" MarketWatch 5/3
"Dow Breaks 15,000 as Job Gains Power Stocks, S&P Hits New Highs" TheStreet 5/3
"Stocks gain after unemployment claims fall" Associated Press 5/3
"Historic Session: Dow, S&P Notch New Milestones Amid Jobs Hopes" FOXBusiness 5/3
"S&P Tops 1600 on Jobs Data" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 5/3
"Asia Markets: Shanghai stocks rebound to pace gains in Asia/Most Asian stock markets rose on Friday after the European Central Bank cut its interest rate and U.S. jobless claims unexpectedly declined, with Shanghai-listed shares rebounding strongly after a string of recent declines." MarketWatch 5/3
"Europe Markets: Europe stocks sidelined ahead of U.S. jobs data/European stock markets stuck to the sidelines on Friday ahead of all-important U.S. jobs data due for release later. Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC was among stocks declining after results, while Vallourec SA and CGG Veritas surged." MarketWatch 5/3
"Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at the close of trading" Associated Press 5/3
"Final Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares mixed at the close of trading" Associated Press 5/3
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