If Fonts Had Voices They Would Sound Like This

In this hilarious video, Jonathan Garcia of The Minute Vlog gave voices to fonts. It's eerily on point—I always imagined Arial to be a pompous, stuffy guy with an English accent and Comic Sans to be a numbnut.

But I want more! What would Futura sound like? Gotham? I want all fonts to have voices now. I won't be able to unhear and unsee this anymore. [YouTube via Laughing Squid]