Trashy Android settlers more likely to have sex on first date

Match.com has released findings of its survey of more than 1,000 Canadian singles:

• Android phone settlers are more likely to have one-night stands (55%) than iPhone users (50%) or BlackBerry sufferers (47.6%).
• People who settle Android phones are more likely to have sex on a first date (62%) compared to iPhone users (57%) and BlackBerry sufferers (48%).
• At 72%, Android settlers were also the most active on online dating websites, compared to iPhone users (58%) and BlackBerry sufferers (50%).
• iPhone users were most likely to date in the workplace with nearly 25% saying they have dated a co-worker within the last five years.
• BlackBerry sufferers, likely distraught over the prospect of having to use their phones in public, were the most likely to consume alcohol on a first date: 72%.

MacDailyNews Take: It all makes perfect sense since indiscrimination is likely why they settled for Android in the first place. And, of course, anybody still stuck with a BlackBerry is far too old for sex anyway, having long ago turned to the bottle for comfort.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews readers too numerous to mention individually for the heads up.]

Related article:
Report: iPhone users have more sex than BlackBerry, Android sufferers – August 10, 2010

59 Comments

        1. Ah, she passes the pencil test! That’s always been a good metric for me. The form factor is the best. I dunno about the price point, though. But as long as she curates her skin, I’m okay.

  1. I’ve been happily married for 10 years, so I can’t know for sure. But if I think about it honestly, I would say that perhaps now I understand that there could be one useful purpose for Android devices.

    “So I see that you’re using one of those new Motorola Razors . . . . . . Why don’t we come back to my place where it’s quieter and more comfortable?”

  2. Misery and desperation love company. All the numbers seem high to me, I wonder about the demographics of the survey sample, did they interview people stumbling home from the club scene or what?

  3. Obviously, they never went to gay bars for this survey.

    Because nearly every gay guy i’ve ever come across has an iPhone. Besides the fact that ‘Grindr” is a HUGE iOS hookup/dating app, it’s a pretty well known fact that um, gay guys often have sex on the first date. 🙂 Just sayin.

    1. I would say that the sample was quite representative, which would then mean even greater disparity between Android and iPhone among the straight population. Assuming what you say is true (what with “Grindr” and all…), then the extremely high percentage of iPhone users among the gay population would have likely skewed average numbers (for first-date sex) up for iPhone.

      And I would assume that for the purposes of this survey, respondents (both gay and straight) included their bathroom sex experiences…

  4. Maybe they could afford an iphone you smarmy F@CK. Why don’t you post some relevant Apple news instead of this TMZ type SH*T.

    Ask IBM, Kodak, Microsoft, Ford, Blockbuster how long they sat at the top with the type of elitist attitude you project on your website everyday!

  5. Trashy according to whom?

    Screw “society” and their opinions. I do what I want, and if I want to bang white trash broads, I will. Unless you give me money due to what you think of me, your opinion has as much weight as the log in my toilet.

  6. My son switched from Android to an iPhone 4S. I was thinking the other day when I saw the Android phone sitting dead on his dresser in his room…I wonder why he keeps it around?

    I know now. The little horn-dog…….

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