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Tuesday Highlights: Gartner reveals juicy stats that back in Q4 2014, Apple surpassed Samsung in smartphone sales thanks to iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, more in our Apple/Macintosh section; looks like $415 million settlement over employee poaching will be approved by Judge Lucy Koh; the new Photos app for OS X in 10.10.3 beta; MacIssues has a workaround for apparent bug in "Numbers not evaluating odd roots"; iMore tutorial on installing Parallels Desktop, Windows 10 on Mac; and Kirk McElhearn wants Apple to fix synching in iTunes; auto execs see Apple Car "as serious competitor", but not Daimler's Zetsche; PayPal buys Padiant to better compete with Google Wallet, Apple Pay; Pebble unveils Steel watch, eerily similar to the Apple Watch Edition; Apple wins 52 patents today including one for wireless robot-testing for iPhones, among others in our Hardware/Software section; 9to5Mac video compares iPhone 6 to the new Samsung Galaxy S6; review of ZAGG's Pocket keyboard for iDevices; Yahoo Tech showdown between Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, Android Pay.

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  • "Led By iPhone 6, Apple Passed Samsung In Q4 Smartphone Sales, 1.9B Mobiles Sold Overall In 2014"  TechCrunch 7:40 AM
  • "Samsung loses smartphone crown to Apple: With its big-screened iPhone 6 lineup, Apple jumped past Samsung to capture a 20.4 percent share of smartphone sales last quarter, says research firm Gartner." CNET 9:33 AM
  • "Apple Topples Samsung in Global Smartphone Market: Cupertino sold 74.8 million iPhones during the holiday quarter, for 20.4 percent of the smartphone market." PC Magazine 12:59 PM
  • "Apple edges out Samsung in Q4 smartphone sales: Apple regains quaterly crown for first time since 2011, as Samsung faces competition at the premium and low-end" IDG News Service 1:00 PM
  • "iPhone 6 and iPhone 6+ boost Apple past Samsung, making it top smartphone seller" ZDNet 8:18 AM
  • "Game of phones: 2014 was the year Apple dethroned Samsung" Cult of Android 8:16 AM
  • "The mules, the banks and Apple Pay" Fortune 10:31 AM
  • "Judge Koh accepts $415M Silicon Valley employee poaching settlement"  Electronista 8:35 AM
  • "End in sight for Google, Apple, Intel and Adobe wage-fixing lawsuit: Judge seems happy with $415m offer" The Register 7:33 AM
  • "Apple-Google Anti-Poaching Lawsuit Nearing $415 Million Settlement" MacRumors 7:53 AM
  • "'FREAK' flaw undermines security for Apple and Google users, researchers discover: Resize Text Print Article Comments" Washington Post [Free Registration Required] 2:19 PM
  • "Researchers Find New 'FREAK' Security Flaw, Apple Says Fix Coming Soon" MacRumors 2:19 PM
  • "Apple unveils new Photos app in OS X Yosemite public beta" Computerworld 7:33 AM
  • "Workaround for Numbers not evaluating odd roots" MacIssues 7:49 AM
  • "Yosemite discussion includes the 10.10.3 public beta; a troubleshooting tip (involving fonts); unexpected screen magnification; Yosemite's effect on marginal hard drives, etc." MacInTouch 1:43 PM
  • "How to install Parallels Desktop and Windows 10 on your Mac" iMore 8:06 AM
  • "Review: RapidWeaver 6" Mac|Life 12:59 PM
  • "Munki 2: Upgrading Your Clients and Using Munki Admin" Amsys 7:35 AM
  • "How to Set up and Manage iTunes Allowances for Your Kids" Intego 12:59 PM
  • "Launch Mac Apps On A Schedule" Mac 360 7:35 AM
  • "How To Keep Awake Pesky, Sleeping Mac Hard Disk Drives" McSolo 7:35 AM
  • "Free & Easy: Kill Mac Browser Cookies, Flash Cookies, Caches, Databases" Mac 360 7:35 AM
  • "How I Would Fix iTunes, Part 6: Fix Syncing" Kirkville 8:16 AM
Press Releases
  • "PCalc for Mac brings advanced calculation to its widget in version 4.2" iMore 1:16 PM
  • "Virtual TimeClock 15 Goes Green with Electronic Employee Timecards" Redcort Software 8:05 AM
  • "Khronos Reveals Vulkan API for High-Efficiency Graphics and Compute on GPUs: Demos of real-world applications running on Vulkan drivers and hardware at GDC; New SPIR-V intermediate language shared by Vulkan and OpenCL 2.1" Business Wire 7:39 AM
  • "GDC: Khronos Releases OpenCL 2.1 Provisional Specification for Public Review" Architosh 8:57 AM
  • "Khronos Releases OpenCL 2.1 Provisional Specification for Public Review: OpenCL C++ Kernel Language Significantly Boosts Programmer Productivity;" Business Wire 7:39 AM
  • "The Future of Graphics: Introducing Vulkan—Heir Apparent to OpenGL / OpenGL ES" Architosh 7:34 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple to make many security guards full-time employees: Amid debate about Silicon Valley's sweeping use of contract workers, Apple will dramatically expand its in-house security team, giving the officers the same benefits as other employees."  San Jose Mercury News [Free Registration Required] 1:40 PM
  • "Apple Car Seen as Serious Competitor by Auto Executives"  Bloomberg 8:57 AM
  • "Apple iCar won't scare us: Daimler's Zetsche" CNBC 7:40 AM
  • "What Geneva Motor Show tells us about Apple Car" Computerworld 10:31 AM
  • "Costly supercar maker Koenigsegg joins list of Apple CarPlay backers" AppleInsider 11:04 AM
  • "IBM and Apple cosy up further with more joint cloud apps" The Inquirer 7:33 AM
  • "Latest Store Opening Generates Apple Enthusiasm" [Video Report] ifoAppleStore 7:49 AM
  • "PayPal takes on Apple Pay and Google Wallet with $280m Paydiant buy" V3 8:15 AM
  • "Apple Pay fraud already 'rampant,' expert claims" Cult of Mac 9:33 AM
  • "Apple's World Gallery Highlights iPhone 6 Photographs" The Mac Observer 7:35 AM
  • "iPhone theft victims tricked into unlocking devices" Macworld 7:53 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Vast Majority Of Us Would Prefer A Thicker Smartphone If It Meant A Better Battery" The Huffington Post 12:58 PM
  • "Samsung Bets on Its Chips in Galaxy S6: Hopes to gain technological edge against rival devices with its Exynos 7 chips" [Paid Membership Required] 9:33 AM
  • "Pebble's CEO isn't worried about Apple Watch because it's 'lacking'" The Next Web 2:19 PM
  • "In Arm Race With Apple, Pebble Opens Up A Smart New Front" ReadWrite 8:41 AM
  • "Pebble Adds Steel to its New Time Smartwatch Lineup" The Mac Observer 8:35 AM
  • "Pebble Time gets its Steel variant, with a bigger battery to match" Macworld 7:54 AM
  • "Pebble Time Steel launches alongside new smart watch straps" Gigaom 7:53 AM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2015-03-03: Google's MVNO Plans, Apple Pay Scammers" The Mac Observer 12:50 PM
  • "1: Rich Corinthian Leather/The rise and fall of skeuomorphs at Apple." Welcome to Macintosh 11:02 AM
  • "Let's Talk iOS 071: The Tim Cook Challenge" iDownload Blog 8:18 AM
  • "Billions in Google revenue could ride on Apple renewing iOS search deal" AppleInsider 9:05 AM
  • "iOS 8 adoption rate edges toward 75 percent" iDownload Blog 1:00 PM
  • "iOS 8 is now on 75% of Apple's mobile devices" VentureBeat 1:16 PM
  • "Apple Watch's retail sales pitch revealed: 3 key features, switch to iPhone, focus on bands"  9to5Mac 1:40 PM
  • "High-end Apple Watch to start at $5,000: analyst: The most expensive version could snag around 10,000 in unit sales this year and account for less than 1 percent of all Apple Watch sales, analyst Gene Munster says." CNET 11:03 AM
  • "The Apple Watch Might Actually Cost a Fortune: Some estimates are much higher than previously thought" Time 12:58 PM
  • "Tim Cook Just Revealed More Apple Watch Secrets" Time 12:59 PM
  • "Apple Watch: Things we need to know" ZDNet 8:18 AM
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple Granted 52 Patents Today Covering Major Multitouch Inventions Including the Magic Trackpad & Possible Future Products" Patently Apple 8:30 AM
  • "Apple Granted a Patent for a Robotic Wireless Testing System for iPhones" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
  • "Apple patent involves controlling Macs with touch sensitive devices" Apple Daily Report 7:54 AM
  • "Apple Granted a Patent for a New Wireless Antenna System that's Targeted for Future Macs & Apple Watch" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
  • "Apple wants to make it easier to join Macs, iOS devices to a network" Apple Daily Report 7:54 AM
  • "Storage discussion continues on SSD technology, including performance benefits, the limitations of emulating hard drives and Trim support issues, plus compact storage options for laptops (e.g. SD cards and bus-powered USB3 drives)." MacInTouch 1:44 PM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone /iPad /Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" Apple Sliced 8:53 AM
  • "ComicBook! (Photo Editor) For iPhone/iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $2.99)" Apple Sliced 8:53 AM
  • "Videos in Video (Video/Photo Editor) For iPhone/iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $5.99)" Apple Sliced 8:53 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:05 AM
  • "iPad Air 2 Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:05 AM
  • "Apple deals: Macs from $419" MacNN 1:00 PM

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  • "Apple iPhone 6 vs Samsung Galaxy S6 hands-on comparison (Video)" 9to5Mac 7:53 AM
  • "Review: Anker's Keyboard Case for iPad Air 2 brings reasonable pricing and smart design to Bluetooth typing folios" 9to5Mac 12:58 PM
  • "ZAGG Pocket Keyboard: Foldable magic and a darned good keyboard" Apple World Today 8:31 AM
  • "Review: Element Case ION Case for iPhone 6 Plus" Run Around Tech 7:51 AM
  • "Review - Brother HL-L8250CDN Color Laser Printer Review" MacNN 8:14 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Life After Cancer: How the iPhone Helped Me Achieve a Healthier Lifestyle" MacStories 10:32 AM
  • "Samsung Pay vs. Apple Pay vs. Android Pay" Yahoo Tech 8:18 AM
  • "How to send encrypted messages to iOS, Android devices for free" ZDNet 8:18 AM
  • "Perfect Piano iPad App Review" Tapscape 1:40 PM
  • "Amazing World Ocean - Exploring The Depths On iOS" Apple'n'Apps 1:05 PM
  • "You Asked: Can I Use My iPad or Other Tablet As a Second Monitor?" Time 8:14 AM
  • "'Baldur's Gate 2: Enhanced Edition' Review - One Of The Best CRPGs Ever Is Now On iPhone" Touch Arcade 11:31 AM
  • "This Is My Weather – Meteorology for Kids Review: This Is My Weather - Meteorology for Kids includes a lot of weather-related information in this colorful and interactive application." 148Apps 9:05 AM
  • "Tiny Farm – Animals, Tractors and Adventures! Review: Tiny Farm - Animals, Tractors and Adventures! includes farm-related scenes rich with details and interactive moments for toddlers to explore." 148Apps 8:14 AM
  • "Meteorz Review: In Meteorz, saving planets from destruction is the daily grind." 148Apps 10:33 AM
  • "PangoLand Review: PangoLand is an open-ended world full of familiar characters, bright colors and interactive appeal." 148Apps 11:31 AM
  • "The Best Way to Back Up Your Computer: Cloud storage services CrashPlan, Carbonite, Backblaze and SOS Online Backup archive your digital life" [Paid Membership Required] 12:59 PM
  • "iOS 8: How to Set Up Your New iPad or iPhone -Those Questions!" The Mac Observer 11:04 AM
  • "iPhone/iOS discussion offers tips for managing excess data usage and fees, along with AirDrop troubleshooting and more about car audio bugs." MacInTouch 1:44 PM
  • "Apple doesn't need to make the iPhone any thinner" BGR 12:58 PM
  • "Steve Jobs destroyed the 'follow your passion' myth just before he died" Business Insider 11:03 AM
  • "Apple Event: What Some Of Wall Street's Best Expect On March 9" Benzinga 11:01 AM
  • "Why the Apple Watch Edition exists" iMore 11:31 AM
  • "5 reasons Pebble could be the Apple Watch's biggest headache" AppAdvice 9:09 AM
  • "Pebble's new 'Pebble Time Steel' mimics look of gold Apple Watch Edition: Pebble is worried" MacDailyNews 9:04 AM
  • "Apple iWatch: Behind Imagined Doors" Forbes 8:41 AM
  • "Touch ID, Apple Watch, and the future of projected authentication" iMore 8:05 AM
  • "Think Retro: I'm bringing back the floppy drive" Macworld 7:53 AM
  • "iPhone 4: The Ultimate Budget iPhone?" Low End Mac 7:49 AM
  • "Samsung Innovation: Samsung Pay and an iPhone 6 Lookalike" The Mac Observer 7:36 AM
  • "Who Wants An Apple Watch? Nobody?" PixoBebo 7:35 AM
  • "HP's Mac-like Everything Notebook Tablet" Mac 360 7:35 AM
  • "Apple Watch: There's More Inside" Mac 360 7:35 AM
  • "Hands On: Runcible, the Anti-Smartphone" PC Magazine 11:31 AM
  • "Minecraft 2: 10 things it needs/If a sequel ever happens, this is what we want to see." RedBull 10:34 AM
  • "'I can't figure out why someone would buy a Tizen phone': Ubuntu boss talks Android alternatives" CNET 9:33 AM
  • "What's Google Up To? It's Going To Become A Wireless Telco With iIs Own Fat Backbone..." Silicon Valley Watcher 7:51 AM
  • "What is net neutrality? A primer from What's Tech?" The Verge 8:50 AM
  • "Opinion: The FCC's Net Neutrality Victory Is Anything But" Wired 7:33 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "The 5 best iOS games made with the Unreal Engine" TechnologyTell 1:00 PM
  • "Want to jailbreak iOS 8.2 when it releases? You might be able to" AppAdvice 12:58 PM
  • "Smile's PDFpen 2 for iOS adds support for FiftyThree's Pencil and more" AppAdvice 12:58 PM
  • "Red Giant Introduces New Volume Licensing Program Designed for Organizations with Multiple Artists, Workstations and Facilities" Red Giant 12:50 PM
  • "GamingSoon - Bungee Mummy: King's Escape" AppAdvice 11:01 AM
  • "Sonos Controller app updated w/ quick Rooms access, new iPad UI, improved search, more" 9to5Mac 10:33 AM
  • "HISY Wireless Smartphone Camera Remote Arrives In Apple Stores In The U.S." PRNewswire 8:40 AM
  • "Another Tranche Of IBM MobileFirst For iOS Apps Unveiled" MacPrices 12:50 PM
  • "IBM creates automated test to check accessibility features of mobile apps" Apple World Today 11:32 AM
  • "IBM Helps Developers Design Mobile Apps for People with Disabilities" PRNewswire 8:39 AM
  • "Apple Pay adds 17 more banks & credit unions, over 90 institutions supported" 9to5Mac 9:05 AM
  • "PenFed Credit and Debit Cards Now Offer Apple Pay" PRNewswire 8:39 AM
  • "Apple's Retina MacBook Air doesn't exist, but there's already an accessory for it" BGR 8:16 AM
  • "Forex News Alarm App released on the iOS App Store" prMac 7:38 AM
  • "Tippy - Your Tip / Gratuity Buddy" prMac 7:38 AM
  • "WaterField Unveils Padded Gear Pouch for Electronics, Entertainment" prMac 7:38 AM
  • "Dayo - Share Days Lets People Capture the Full Story of their Day" prMac 7:38 AM
Computer Industry
  • "This Is How Microsoft Will Unite Your Windows 10 Devices" Engadget 6:30 AM
  • "Microsoft Gathers Windows Phone Support" Eweek 6:36 AM
  • "Microsoft's Internet Explorer Successor Demonstrated In Leaked Video" THe Verge 6:52 AM
  • "Microsoft's New Browser Previewed In Video" Engadget 7:01 AM
  • "Leak Reveals Cortana Integration in Project Spartan" Thurrott 12:36 PM
  • "Microsoft gives a small look at an updated build of Windows 10 for phones" Neowin 1:20 PM
  • "Why You Should Absolutely Consider Microsoft's New Lumias Over Any Cheap Android Phone" BGR 7:09 AM
  • "Microsoft spills some beans on the Windows 10 Universal Apps platform: Convergence is the way forward" The Inquirer 8:32 AM
  • "Microsoft Announces New Foldable Universal Keyboard, Works With All Mobile Devices" Redmond Pie 8:32 AM
  • "Developing Linux Is Essential To Intel's Success" Seeking Alpha 6:25 AM
  • "Intel Details New Processors Aimed At Cracking The Mobile Market" ZDnet 7:02 AM
  • "Intel Overshadowed By Samsung At Mobile World Congress" Seeking Alpha 9:33 AM
  • "AMD changes plans for public Mantle SDK, hints at evolution of API" The Tech Report 7:21 AM
  • "AMD Mantle programming guide to be published later this month" Hexus 7:29 AM
  • "HP Lands Network Virtualization Deal With Telefonica" Zdnet 6:57 AM
  • "HP Will Splash Out $3BN For Aruba Networks, Wants Better IOT And WiFi: Firm Spends Big Despite Recent Financial Blips" THe Inquirer 6:35 AM
  • "Aruba Unveils Cloud Services Controllers for Campus Networks" eWeek 8:02 AM
  • "MWC: Dell's New Prosupport Leverages IOT And Bigdata For Enterprise-Class Client Device Support" Forbes 7:18 AM
  • "IBM And Apple Cosy Up Further With More Joint Cloud Apps: If You Think They're Still Rivals, You're Probably Wearing Dayglo Legwarmers" The Inquirer 7:02 AM
  • "IBM Mobile Accessibility Checker Built for iOS, Android" eWeek 7:59 AM
  • "IBM helps mobile apps meet accessibility guidelines: The Mobile Accessibility Checker flags potential accessibility issues with mobile apps" IDG News Service 1:14 PM
  • "IBM Slumps, Cisco Gains In 2014 Server Sales: Gartner annual report on server shipments and revenue sees Cisco, Lenovo gaining share, IBM, HP losing ground." InformationWeek 11:53 AM
  • "Khronos Unveils Vulkan: OpenGL Built For Modern Systems/Coming Later This Year, THe New API Promises Efficiency And Performance." Ars Technica 6:31 AM
  • "Mobile Game Visuals Will Get Better With Upcoming Successor To OpenGL Graphics Standard" Venturebeat 6:58 AM
  • "At Geneva Auto Show, Worry About Silicon Valley" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 1:19 PM
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Apple News
  • "Could Apple Prove a Game-Changer for Gold?"  WSJ Blogs 1:05 PM
  • "What Investors Should Know About Apple Watch" [Video Report] MarketWatch 1:04 PM
  • "Apple Stock Lower Today Despite Oppenheimer's Price Target Raise" TheStreet 10:31 AM
  • "Munster: Apple has golden opportunity to continue growth ..." CNBC Videos 10:32 AM
  • "Apple stock is making regular Americans rich" CNNMoney 8:27 AM
Industry News
  • "Stocks: 4 things to know before the open" CNNMoney 7:42 AM
  • "Stock Futures Fall Back From Highs After Monday's Record Run" TheStreet 7:42 AM
  • "U.S. Stocks Trade Lower: Nasdaq Composite ended above 5000 Monday for first time since dot-com era" [Paid Membership Required] 9:05 AM
  • "Best Buy Steps Up Shareholder Rewards as Slowdown Looms" Bloomberg 7:32 AM
  • "Asia Markets: Chinese stocks fall as liquidity concerns emerge/Hong Kong and Shanghai stocks both pulled back on Tuesday, as investors worried that the Chinese securities regulator's approvals of 24 initial public offerings might drain liquidity from mainland markets and dampen stocks." MarketWatch 7:43 AM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks edge lower, but Europe shows signs of economic recovery/European stocks slipped Tuesday, stepping slightly away from more-than-seven-year highs reached after better-than-expected German and Spanish data." MarketWatch 7:43 AM

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