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MacSurfer's Archive: Wednesday, May 11, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple debunks rumors that it will stop selling iTunes downloads"  AppleInsider 8:20 PM
  • "Apple is reportedly considering killing off iTunes music downloads entirely" Business Insider 2:49 PM
  • "Report: Apple may kill off iTunes Music downloads by 2018" The Next Web 3:34 PM
  • "Apple Aiming to End iTunes Music Downloads in Two Years" MacRumors 3:33 PM
  • "Apple R&D Reveals a Pivot Is Coming: People are focusing on the wrong thing when analyzing Apple's path forward in the face of slowing iPhone sales. Instead of debating how much Apple will try to monetize the iPhone user base with services (not as much as consensus thinks), the company is instead planning its largest pivot yet. There are only a handful of logical explanations for Apple's current R&D expense trajectory, and all of them result in a radically different Apple. In a few years, we are no longer going to refer to Apple as the iPhone company."  Above Avalon 12:47 PM
  • "Why Services May Be the Key to Apple's Comeback: The Mac maker's earnings report was an overall disappointment, but one category stood out."  The Motley Fool 7:25 AM
  • "Apple's uphill battle with China is a reminder that there's no such thing as 'borderless' tech"  Quartz 9:32 AM
  • "The World's Most Valuable Brands" [Apple #1] Forbes 11:04 AM
  • "Apple is the Teflon tech company as Wall Street troubles can't topple world's most valuable brand" AppleInsider 11:05 AM
  • "Apple Sued To The Tune Of $2.8 Billion Over Alleged Patent Infringements" Digital Trends 7:11 AM
  • "Can Apple and Tesla Turn Things Around?"  TheStreet 7:25 AM
  • "The Fingerprint Lock on Your Phone Isn't Cop-Proof"  Bloomberg 7:57 AM
  • "Courts predicted to side with law enforcement on fingerprint warrants for Apple's Touch ID" AppleInsider 8:57 AM
OS X
News
  • "Apple Releases Safari Technology Preview 4 With Bug Fixes and Feature Tweaks" MacRumors 12:48 PM
  • "Safari Technology Preview release 4 now available for download" iMore 12:48 PM
  • "Safari Technology Preview 4 released with fixes to 1Password integration & Netflix" 9to5Mac 1:23 PM
  • "Adobe readies patch for Flash Player zero-day exploit found in attacker toolkits" ZDNet 7:12 AM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "First Click: Mailplane is the plainest of all Mac email apps, that's why it's great" The Verge 6:58 AM
  • "The mystery of OS X's haunted input volume slider" Six Colors 2:17 PM
  • "Eye in the sky asset management using Watchman Monitoring" Macworld 7:15 AM
  • "Turning a dull Video dissolve into a sexy Video transition: Hawaiki Super Dissolve" IT.Enquirer 6:44 AM
  • "Cutting on Final Cut Pro X at the University of Michigan" fcp.co 10:33 AM
  • "Bring an Old Mac to Life with OS X Server" Intego 12:48 PM
  • "How to Show Tabs Playing Audio in Safari for Mac" OS X Daily 3:25 PM
  • "How-To: Automatically show the desktop bar by using Hot Corners to invoke Mission Control [Video] 9to5Mac 8:47 AM
  • "How to transfer your iPhone media to Mac (and back again)" Cult of Mac 8:40 AM
  • "Saving a Web Page as a PDF" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:40 AM
  • "How To Get A Little Of The Finder Into The Mac's Menubar" BohemianBoomer 7:29 AM
  • "Our Favorite Mac Utilities" Mac360 7:57 AM
Op/Ed
  • "WWDC 2016: Coming soon to OS X......." Apple Must 8:35 AM
  • "A Few Words On Mac Pages And Templates" TeraTalks 7:46 AM
  • "Future Macs could sport — theoretically, at least — scent technology" Apple World Today 7:37 AM
Press Releases
  • "Civilization 6 is officially coming to the Mac" Mac Gamer HQ 2:43 PM
  • "Outlook 2016 for Mac gets a revamped editor for resizing pictures and more" iMore 12:48 PM
  • "Secure your written works with SecureWords for Mac OS X" Apple World Today 7:36 AM
  • "Suite for Pixelmator - Brushes, Shapes, Gradients, Styles on App Store" prMac 11:03 AM
  • "EarthDesk 7 adds earthquakes and other real-time data" prMac 7:35 AM
  • "Automailer 2.3 to send bulk personalized emails in text and html" Tension Software 7:17 AM
  • "Mozilla's Test Pilot add-on: Now you can test-fly Firefox future features" ZDNet 7:12 AM
  • "WhatsApp Finally Launches Desktop Apps For Windows And Mac" Forbes 6:46 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Exclusive: Inside the eerie deserted dorms where Apple iPhone workers lived eight to a room, showered in groups of 20 and even PAID for the privilege"  Daily Mail (UK) 3:07 PM
  • "Apple again rumored to turn LA landmark into retail store" AppleInsider 8:27 PM
  • "Android Share Growth is Highest in EU5 in Over Two Years" ["In the EU5, iOS share declined from 20.2% to 18.9% in the three months ending March 2016. Windows phone sales dropped five percentage points to become 4.9% of overall smartphone sales in the region. Nearly 7% (6.6%) of new Android customers came from Windows, vs. just 3.3% from iOS. Among new iOS buyers, 2.6% migrated from Windows."]  Kantar Worldpanel 7:28 AM
  • "Android is eating Apple's iOS market share everywhere" VentureBeat 7:29 AM
  • "Android Device Performance Lags Behind iOS, With Samsung S6, Samsung Galaxy S5 and Lenovo K3 Note at Head of Failing Class" Blancco Technology Group 10:21 AM
  • "iPhone vs. Android: Which phones are more likely to fail?" BGR 8:41 AM
  • "Android remains king of crashes, once again seeing more device failures than Apple's iPhone" AppleInsider 10:21 AM
  • "Apple Unable to Access Data on iPhone Belonging to Missing Teen Fisherman" MacTrast 2:49 PM
  • "Report: Apple to open new retail location at historic Tower Theatre in Los Angeles" 9to5Mac 3:48 PM
  • "New Siri sibling Viv may be next step in A.I. evolution" Computerworld 2:58 PM
  • "Early Siri Engineer Departs Apple for GE" The Information [Subscription Required for Full Article] 2:14 PM
  • "Original Siri Team Member Leaves Apple for General Electric" MacRumors 2:14 PM
  • "DIUx gets a new reserve unit led by Apple VP for North America and Northeast Asia" Apple World Today 1:43 PM
  • "John Sculley isn't a believer in the Apple Watch just yet" Cult of Mac 7:35 AM
  • "Former Apple CEO John Sculley not sold on Apple Watch" CNET 12:40 PM
  • "Ex-Apple CEO, Who Tried To Sell People the Newton, Thinks the Apple Watch Sucks" Gizmodo 2:13 PM
  • "The $20,000 iPod: vintage Apple products net the big bucks on eBay" The Guardian 9:32 AM
  • "How to Make $20,000 Off Your Old iPod" Fortune 10:22 AM
  • "Nintendo to Make Next Two Mobile Games Free" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:05 AM
  • "Nintendo will make Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem free-to-play" Cult of Mac 9:30 AM
  • "Teenager's 200-Strong Apple Computer Collection Is Impressive" Apple Gazette 9:09 AM
  • "Steve Jobs left an imprint on the skin of some devoted fans" Cult of Mac 12:49 PM
Non-Apple News
  • "Asian Startups Hit by Venture-Capital Slowdown: Entrepreneurs report growing investor scrutiny, protracted fundraising talks and falling valuations" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 9:25 PM
  • "FBI director says debate over encryption is far from over, expects more litigation to come" 9to5Mac 8:32 PM
  • "Disney's Retreat From 'Infinity' Games Leaves More Room for Competitors: Company lacks confidence in the genre's future amid declining sales and mounting competition" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 8:08 PM
  • "Pinterest Names First Female Director: Michelle Wilson is both the first female and first independent director for Pinterest" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:23 PM
  • "No more get-out-of-jail-free card for CryptXXX ransomware victims: Victims have few options for recovering data other than paying $500 fee." Ars Technica 10:38 AM
  • "Here's the real story about Facebook's influence on which stories you see/Spoiler: It's not a secret." Re/code 10:37 AM
  • "Materiable is a shape-shifting digital interface that can behave like a liquid" BGR 7:30 AM
  • "Microsoft now has more than 100 Apple Store clones, but no customers" 9to5Mac 7:16 AM
  • "YouTube killer? Amazon's latest offering bursts into the market" ZDNet 7:11 AM
  • "Foxconn Electronics reports decreased April revenues" DigiTimes 7:02 AM
  • "Pegatron expects decrease in 2Q16 shipments" DigiTimes 7:02 AM
  • "TSMC board approves US$4.1 billion for capacity expansion" DigiTimes 7:02 AM
  • "Google Fiber is the most audacious part of the whole Alphabet" Re/code 7:35 AM
  • "Google Chairman Eric Schmidt Remembers Silicon Valley 'Coach' Bill Campbell" Forbes 6:55 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Happy Hour Podcast 066 | iPhone 7 + iOS 10 rumors, Siri vs Viv, and Apple Music changes" 9to5Mac 8:21 PM
  • "ACM 359: General Hayden on Inevitable Encryption, Apple and AI" The Mac Observer 8:13 PM
  • "Podcast 507: The day the iCloud Music Library died" Macworld 3:34 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-05-11: Declining iPhone Parts Orders, Goodbye Disney Infinity" The Mac Observer 1:30 PM
  • "Clockwise #136: A Pox On Both Their Houses" Six Colors 12:50 PM
  • "Interview - Vivaldi browser developer aims to cater for even more demanding users" ZDNet 10:00 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "'iPhone 7' schematics suggest dual camera, Smart Connector will be exclusive to 5.5" Plus model" AppleInsider 10:38 AM
  • "New iPhone 7 and 7 Plus Drawings: Dual Camera and Smart Connector Exclusive to 5.5-Inch Model" MacRumors 10:38 AM
  • "KGI: Apple's full iPhone 7 Plus 5.5-inch lineup to adopt dual camera, 3GB of RAM" 9to5Mac 12:42 PM
  • "Apple's iPhone 7 Plus will reportedly have two rear cameras and 3GB RAM" The Verge 3:55 PM
  • "Apple's 'iPhone 7 Plus' rumored to use 3GB of RAM for dual-camera image processing" AppleInsider 12:42 PM
  • "2017 iPhone May Feature Edge-to-Edge Display With Embedded Touch ID Sensor, Front-Facing Camera" MacRumors 12:42 PM
  • "John Gruber: 2017 iPhone may have edge-to-edge display with integrated Touch ID and camera" iDownload Blog 2:23 PM
  • "Apple's Notebook Sales Drop to Estimated 2.5M as Buyers Await New MacBook Pro" MacRumors 8:48 AM
  • "MacBook Sales In 2016 Are Worse Than The (Terrible) Overall Laptop Market" Digital Trends 12:43 PM
  • "Apple ID websites down for some, not working properly for others" 9to5Mac 7:16 AM
  • "Apple sites hit with widespread outage" BGR 7:30 AM
  • "Apple Issued Several Registered Trademark Certificates Related to Apple Watch & Magic Keyboard" Patently Apple 10:32 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM
  • "12" MacBook Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM
  • "MAXON Turns 30 Tomorrow—Get 30 Percent Off Cinema 4D" Architosh 10:33 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Hands on with Logi's ZeroTouch smart car mount for your phone" Mashable 7:08 AM
  • "How to use an Android Wear watch with an iPhone—and why you might want to" Macworld 7:15 AM
  • "iDrive One review: The faster, more affordable, nearly portable personal cloud" Macworld 7:17 AM
  • "Audioengine HD6 Powered speakers review" The Gadgeteer 1:19 PM
  • "Bowers & Wilkins T7 Portable Wireless Speaker review: Big sound with a few small problems" TechHive 7:15 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Attack of the bots! 10 AI helpers you can try today" Macworld 7:15 AM
  • "Six of the best iOS email apps to boost your productivity" ZDNet 7:23 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How To Collect Useful Tweets So You Can Easily Find Them Later [iOS] AddictiveTips 3:07 PM
  • "How to make your iPhone's home-screen folders round (without jailbreaking)" Mashable 8:39 AM
Tips
  • "Quick Tip: disable the Snooze button of your alarms" iDownload Blog 7:25 AM
  • "Spotify Tips for New Users" Wired 6:51 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "The Explosion of Video Entertainment is Taking Us Into a Zombie State" The Mac Observer 5:29 PM
  • "End of iTunes downloads 'not an if, but when'" Pocketnow 9:25 PM
  • "Apple rumored to be planning an end to iTunes music purchases" iMore 8:09 PM
  • "Report: Apple could shutdown iTunes music downloads in favor of Apple Music within two years" 9to5Mac 7:51 PM
  • "Apple Terminating Music Downloads 'Within 2 Years' – Digital Music News" Kirkville 5:20 PM
  • "Report: Apple could shutdown iTunes music downloads in favor of Apple Music within two years" 9to5Mac 4:11 PM
  • "Ending music downloads on the iTunes Store would be an incredibly dumb move" Apple World Today 3:47 PM
  • "No headphone jack for iPhone 7? Let's consider the consequences" ZDNet 3:58 PM
  • "Occupy the App Store? Top 1% of monetized apps dominate 94% of US App Store revenue" AppleInsider 3:34 PM
  • "Is containerization necessary for iOS devices at work?" Cult of Mac 2:43 PM
  • "Has iCloud Photo Library's 'Optimize Storage' Option Gotten Better?" iPad Insight 1:19 PM
  • "Stick it to the man: Disable Touch ID on your iPhone or iPad/A recent court ruling shows that law enforcement officials can require you to use Touch ID to unlock your iPhone or iPad. So here's how you can stick it to the man by disabling Touch ID." CIO 9:34 AM
  • "I'd love a full-on Siri 'voice free' in iOS 10" iMore 9:12 AM
  • "Cassandra: External Storage -Industry Moves and iOS User Needs" eXtensions 8:56 AM
  • "Feature Request: App-by-app toggling of mobile data roaming" 9to5Mac 8:40 AM
  • "To Apple: 'Dear Tim, Price Matters" NoodleMac 8:35 AM
  • "HP's gorgeous EliteBook Folio takes on the MacBook on Laptop Mag and wins" Windows Central 7:45 AM
  • "How the Apple Car Could Succeed and Why it Won't: It's going to take absolute perfection for Apple to make a vehicle that everyone wants. But even then, it's doomed." PC Magazine 7:34 AM
  • "iPhone 7 rumor: You won't believe what it looks like" Kim Komando 7:18 AM
Non-Apple
  • "A digital quest: Inside the connected world of 13-year-olds" The Conversation 3:07 PM
  • "Is IT witnessing the death of the storage administrator? As hyperconverged storage becomes common and arrays become simple to install, storage administrators face some serious job security issues." TechRepublic 2:56 PM
  • "Mossberg: On social media, brands are everywhere" Re/code 8:40 AM
  • "Stop Talking about Replacements. Give PC Owners Something New Already!" Tech.pinions 7:33 AM
  • "The Conversational IO" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 7:33 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "To block, or not to block, or to unblock?" The Joy of Tech [cartoon] 6:44 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "The Never-ending Story: Gifts for Dads & Grads 2016 (Part I)" The Mac Observer 2:12 PM
  • "BreakSafe Magnetic USB-C Power Cable Restores MagSafe-Like Safety And Convenience To MacBooks With USB-C – The 'Book Mystique" MacPrices 1:19 PM
  • "The Sun Is Setting On Microsoft's Sunrise Calendar App" Forbes 4:14 PM
  • "Microsoft's Sunrise calendar app will disappear on August 31" The Next Web 12:48 PM
  • "Firefox 4.0 for iOS arrives with Today widget integration, Awesomebar, and printing support" VentureBeat 12:45 PM
  • "Make your iPhone standout with Speck's new spring and summer collections" 9to5Mac 12:42 PM
  • "Avian for Apple TV reimagines Twitter as an interactive map" The Next Web 11:03 AM
  • "Lazertouch world's first mini projector transforms a surface into gigantic 150-inch finger activated touchscreen for meetings, 3D movies, games & ads" Thomas PR 10:35 AM
  • "Google Translate for iOS now works when you're offline" Cult of Mac 1:30 PM
  • "Google Translate App Now Supports Offline Translation in 52 Languages" iClarified 10:21 AM
  • "SLG Design D6 Italian Minerva Box Leather Strap for Apple Watch" iLounge 10:21 AM
  • "The Next Great Apple Watch Accessory: Helix Dock Now Available" PRNewswire 7:56 AM
  • "Scriptation Launches Consumer Version of iPad App for Film and Television Production" PRNewswire 7:56 AM
  • "Skip the Genius Bar and fix it yourself with the iFixit 64-Bit Screwdriver Kit" iDownload Blog 7:26 AM
  • "Flens is the smartphone flashlight amplifier you never knew you needed" The Verge 7:13 AM
  • "Kannada Keypad 2.5 for iOS Offers Customizable Kannada Entry" prMac 7:35 AM
  • "Caidanshuo 2.5 for iOS - Instantly Translates English Menus to Chinese" prMac 7:12 AM
  • "Mental Donkey Games releases Blindway 1.0 for iOS and Android" prMac 7:12 AM
  • "Samsung launches 256GB microSD card" ZDNet 7:11 AM
  • "German iPad point of sale startup Orderbird closes $20M Series C" TechCrunch 7:08 AM
  • "Logitech Finally Made a Useful, Sexy Phone Dash-Mount" Wired 6:52 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Microsoft shows Windows 10's growth accelerating, but all is not as it seems" BetaNews 7:24 AM
  • "Microsoft fixes actively attacked IE flaw and 50 other vulnerabilities" IDG News Service 7:19 AM
  • "Windows 10's Wi-Fi credential sharing is going away in the Anniversary Update: Edge extension support takes a big leap forward, too." Ars Technica 8:08 PM
  • "Microsoft joins hands with TANSTIA to accelerate SMBs with modern Windows 10 devices" KNN 7:43 AM
  • "Microsoft Kills Controversial Windows 10 Wi-Fi Sense: In its latest Windows 10 build, Microsoft disables its Wi-Fi Sense feature, which allows users to easily share their networks with friends: and, inadvertently, hackers." InformationWeek 1:40 PM
  • "IBM Will Never Catch Amazon, Microsoft in Cloud, Says Deutsche" Barron's 1:22 PM
  • "IBM accuses former sales executive of violating non-compete agreement" Reuters 7:50 AM
  • "IBM Sues Former Sales Head for Cloud Computing, Seeks $500K and Injunction" Fortune 9:42 AM
  • "IBM Watson-powered app aims to make hospital visits less daunting for young patients" ZDNet 7:40 AM
  • "IBM's Watson is going to cybersecurity school" MIS Asia 7:51 AM
  • "IBM Watson takes on cyber crime" IT Web 7:50 AM
  • "IBM Is Training Watson to Hunt Hackers" NDTV Gadgets 7:51 AM
  • "IBM Has More Than Doubled Dividend in 6 Years" GuruFocus 3:37 PM
  • "Dell Investigating its E-Waste Management Following Watchdog Group's Claims of Misconduct" Environmental Leader 7:42 AM
  • "HP Inc looks to 3D tech, AI and IoT with new Tech Venture Group" V3 7:45 AM
  • "HP announces new group to invest in startups" ITProPortal 7:44 AM
  • "HP creates HP Tech Ventures, to invest in 3D, VR, IoT and AI" Tech2 7:45 AM
  • "Scott Schiller talks HP and the 3D Printing Opportunity" TCT Magazine 7:45 AM
  • "Why Intel's Decision to Quit Mobile Could Make Investors Billions" The Motley Fool 7:09 AM
  • "Intel Teams with COMPUTEX to Explore Smart Computing at e21FORUM" CTimes 7:47 AM
  • "1&1 and Intel to jointly develop cloud platform" Telecompaper 7:47 AM
  • "Intel Security Pitches Platform-Based Threat Defense Strategy" eWeek 5:27 PM
  • "AMD Vega launch brought forward to October, says report" Hexus 7:46 AM
  • "Oracle's Suit Against Google Digs Up Old Bones" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 8:40 AM
  • "Sun's Jonathan Schwartz at trial: Java was free, Android had no licensing problem/Schwartz parries attacks by Oracle's lawyer suggesting he was a terrible CEO." Ars Technica 3:37 PM
  • "Cisco boosting ties with SKT in mobile cloud, IoT" The Korea Times 7:41 AM
  • "Cisco's Smith: Digital can solve UK's productivity woes" CRN UK 7:41 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Apple Down to Strong Sell on iPhone and China Woes" Zacks 9:33 AM
Industry News
  • "U.S. stocks sell off, erase Tuesday's rally: The SPDR S&P Retail ETF has its worst drop in nearly 5 years" MarketWatch 4:01 PM
  • "Disappointments From Disney, Macy's Trigger Wall Street Selloff" TheStreet 4:01 PM
  • "Stocks close at low of the day, Dow off 217" USA Today 4:00 PM
  • "U.S. Stocks Open Lower As Earnings Disappoint, Oil Stumbles" FOXBusiness 9:58 AM
  • "Stocks Drop on Concerns About Consumer Spending: Macy's, Disney issue disappointing quarterly reports" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3:59 PM
  • "Phillippine stocks climb 3% as Duterte heads toward presidency: Australian shares hit highest levels since August" MarketWatch 8:43 AM
  • "European shares under pressure as JCDecaux, Telefonica lose ground: EU blocks plan for O2 sale" MarketWatch 8:43 AM

 
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