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MacSurfer's Archive: Sunday, May 1, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple, Samsung, Facebook, Amazon & the case of the 'very bad' Q2"  AppleInsider 4:30 PM
  • "Apple Agrees to analyze iPhone of Florida Teen Lost at Sea" Patently Apple 4/30
  • "iPhone and iPad names should never be made into plural, says Apple head of marketing: 'One need never pluralise Apple product names,' wrote Phil Schiller on Twitter, giving the example of Mr Evan who 'used two iPad Pro devices'" The Independent 4/30
  • "The Apple Watch: Year One" Mashable 4/30
  • "Smartwatch sales are exploding — and Apple is dominating" Business Insider 4/30
  • "Intel splits on Atom after the mobile relevance of x86 whacked by Apple's Ax"  AppleInsider 4/30
  • "Federal Judge Orders Woman to Unlock iPhone with Finger" PC Magazine 4:26 PM
  • "Beyond the iPhone: Where does Apple go next?" ZDNet 5:52 PM
OS X
News
  • "WhatsApp could be working on a Mac desktop app" iMore 4:30 PM
  • "Apple's Swift comes to Linux" ZDNet 4/30
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "Why not pick Keychain instead of 1Password or LastPass? Keychain has a number of excellent features, but it's not as easy to invoke nor as diverse as 1Password, LastPass, and other third-party password ecosystems." Macworld 4/29
  • "Ask the iTunes Guy: Missing apps, accessing your Wish List, and duplicate playlists" Macworld 4/29
  • "3 of the Best Disk Space Analyzers for Mac OS X" OS X Daily 4/29
  • "Changing your router's DNS settings to increase speed and security" iDownload Blog 4/29
  • "How to disable Chrome notifications" Mashable 4/29
  • "Does The Mac Need Another Browser?" Mac360 4/29
  • "How To Scan, Find, Track, And Fix A Wi-Fi Network On A Mac" TeraTalks 4/29
  • "How To Clean Dirty, Dirty Text On Your Mac" NoodleMac 4/29
Op/Ed
  • "Apple discussion continues on limited hardware choices vs. longevity, Linux alternatives, changes in the personal computer market, iOS devices vs. Macs, benefits of retina displays, digital asset management (DAM) and Apple's abandonment of QuickTime on Windows." MacInTouch 4/29
Press Releases
  • "Outlinely Express is a powerful free outliner for Mac" BetaNews 4/30
  • "iMovie for Mac Gets Some Update Love" MacTrast 4/29
  • "Apple updates iMovie for Mac with various visual and speed improvements" iDownload Blog 4/29
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Apple overhauls Support website" MacNN 4:19 PM
  • "Apple is about to finish the mile-long ring for its $5 billion 'spaceship' campus" Business Insider 4/30
  • "Attention: You are saying Apple product names wrong" TrustedReviews 4/30
  • "Tor Myhren Officially Joins Apple as Vice President of Marketing Communications" MacRumors 4/29
  • "Global Tablet Shipments Fell 35% in First Quarter but Sales of Amazon's Fire Tablet Remained Strong, According to TrendForce" ["Apple's iPad Pro and Microsoft's Surface Pro 4 are the main contributors to the shipment growth of large-size tablets."] Business Wire 4/29
  • "Apple beats Microsoft at their own game while Amazon primes the low end of tablet market, says IDC" DigiTimes 4/29
  • "Apple Beats Microsoft at Own Game; Amazon Primes Tablet Market Low End – IDC" MacPrices 4/29
  • "Apple Agrees to Examine iPhone of Florida Teens Lost at Sea: Lawyer" NBC News 4/29
  • "Cellphone in missing Florida teens case to be reviewed by Apple" Reuters 4/29
  • "Apple will attempt data extraction on iPhone of teen lost at sea, report says" AppleInsider 4/29
  • "FBI director doesn't even know who created the $1M iPhone-hacking device" BGR 4/29
  • "FBI coughed up less than you thought for iPhone unlock" Cult of Mac 4/29
  • "FBI paid less than $1M for iPhone hack -- and doesn't know how it works" CNET 4/29
  • "The FBI might soon be allowed to hack any computer in the world: The US Supreme Court has approved a change in Rule 41 of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure, so judges across the country now have the authority to issue warrants for remote electronic searches outside their district."  The Next Web 4/29
  • "U.S. high court approves rule change to expand FBI hacking power" Reuters 4/29
  • "Apple's marketing chief reveals you've been saying its product names all wrong" Business Insider 4/29
  • "Rule 41 would make it easier for the government to carry out hacks" Ars Technica 4/29
  • "Apple employee died from self-inflicted gunshot wound" CNBC Videos 4/29
  • "Apple HQ suicide victim has been identified" Cult of Mac 4/29
  • "Everything we know about the suicide at Apple's headquarters this week" BGR 4/29
  • "Apple Music App Now Lets Users Play Music Videos On Android" Forbes 4/29
  • "LeEco moves its headquarters closer to Apple" CNBC Videos 4/29
  • "Why does Apple's App Store use 'Get' for free apps?" Macworld 4/29
  • "Quad-core coffee table trumped by dual-Mac garden furniture: Readers share retro-computing rebuilds, plus a Microsoft CD fit only to be used as a coaster" The Register 4/29
Non-Apple News
  • "In Europe's Terror Fight, Police Push to Access American Tech Firms' Data: Officials say U.S. laws and corporate policies on overseas information requests are significant hurdle in preventing attacks" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 9:08 PM
  • "Government wants your fingerprints to unlock your phone" Seattle Times 6:52 AM
  • "John Sculley's plans for changing the world ... again" CNBC 4/30
  • "Valve will ban Steam cheaters via their linked phone numbers/'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive' cheaters will have all of their accounts banned for three months." Engadget 4/30
  • "Roaming within the EU has just become cheaper: Prior to charges being scrapped entirely next June." Engadget 4/30
  • "Big Severance for Marissa Mayer if Ousted From Yahoo After a Sale" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 4/29
  • "YouTube Videos Can Now Earn Money During Content Disputes" PC Magazine 4/29
  • "Wireless carriers will adopt a new real-time text protocol by December 2017" Engadget 4/29
  • "Facebook hit with lawsuit over plan to issue new stock" Reuters 4/29
  • "Microsoft Shackles Cortana To Windows 10 Search And Edge Browser Blocking Third-Party Integration" HotHardware 4/29
  • "FCC chariman Tom Wheeler praises Comcast as it moves away from set-top boxes" The Verge 4/29
  • "Exclusive: Yahoo's bidder shortlist points to cash deal -sources" Reuters 4/29
  • "Boys aspire to work in IT, girls find it boring" BetaNews 4/29
  • "HP Chromebook 13 has MacBook specs for a fraction of the price" Pocket-lint 4/29
  • "Rovi to Buy TiVo in $1.1 Billion Deal: Rovi to pay $10.70 a share in cash and stock, which is a premium of about 40%" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4/29
  • "TiVo is getting acquired by Rovi for $1.1 billion" TechCrunch 4/29
  • "TiVo will be acquired by patent giant Rovi for $1.1 billion" Engadget 4/29
Publications/Podcasts
  • "MGG 603: Pronunciation, Rants and The Joy of a Smaller Phone" The Mac Observer 11:16 AM
  • "iMore show 507: DO_oMED" iMore 4/30
  • "The TouchArcade Show - 255 - Dark Lord Day" Touch Arcade 4/29
  • "What does Apple's first sales drop in 13 years mean?" Mashable 4/29
  • "Canvas, Episode 9: Presenting with iOS" MacStories 4/29
  • "What will Apple do to turn things around in 2016? (Apple Byte Extra Crunchy Podcast, Ep. 34)" CNET 4/29
  • "Meet Rep. Ted Lieu, a Congressman who says encryption is a 'national security priority'" BGR 4/29
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-04-29: Kicking Off a New Apple Conference" The Mac Observer 4/29
  • "AppleInsider podcast reviews Apple's 12" MacBook, talks earnings, Smart Connector, 'iPhone 7' and more" AppleInsider 4/29
Hardware/Software
  • "Updated Apple Music For Android Brings New Features, Including Music Videos" Tech Times 11:03 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone SE Still Seeing Strong Demand" Forbes 4/30
  • "Smartwatch sales are exploding — and Apple is dominating" Business Insider 4/30
  • "Developer hacks Apple Watch to boot and run Windows 95" 9to5Mac 4/30
  • "A developer has made Windows 95 run on an Apple Watch" Neowin 4/30
  • "Someone got Windows 95 running on an Apple Watch" The Verge 4/30
  • "Exclusive: Apple's top secret 'Athena' chip fab gets new 'delicate equipment'"  AppleInsider 4/29
  • "This is likely our first taste of technology from the iPhone 7" Tech Insider 4/29
  • "Autocorrect fail? Apple has a solution" Telegraph 4/29
  • "Apple's Latest Patent Hopes To Put An End To Autocorrect Fails" Digital Trends 4/29
  • "How Apple Could End Embarrassing Autocorrect Mistakes Forever" Time 4/29
  • "Your iPhone Is Tracking Every Location You Visit" Intego 4/29
  • "Hacker puts Windows 95 on Apple Watch for some reason" Cult of Mac 4/29
AppleCare/Helps
  • "Apple launches redesigned Official Apple Support website: The new site comes as part of the company's new push on improving its online support services, and it's definitely a great improvement for users of Apple's products" AppAdvice 4/30
  • "Apple Launches Reimagined & Redesigned Support Site" iClarified 4/30
  • "Apple's support site gets a much-needed makeover" Cult of Mac 4/29
  • "Apple redesigns Support website with clean layout, responsive UI" AppleInsider 4/29
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "15" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 4/29
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 4/28
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 4/27

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Apple Watch: One year on, is it finally time to buy a smartwatch? AFTER wearing an Apple Watch for the last year, here's everything I really like, and everything I hate, about the iPhone manufacturer's first wearable device." Express UK 4/30
  • "iPhone SE Review: Apple's Outdated Innovation" Forbes 4/30
  • "Review: Logi Base Smart Connector charging dock is the best way to juice your iPad Pro" AppleInsider 4/30
  • "Kindle Oasis is beautiful, pricey and still not like reading a book" TechCrunch 4/30
  • "The New MacBook Is A Sexy, Slim, Cable-Guzzling Monster" BuzzFeed 4/29
  • "90 Second Review Of The Apple iPhone SE" Forbes 4/29
  • "Review: Kito+, the iPhone case that doubles as a portable ECG machine and more" 9to5Mac 4/29
  • "Review: Griffin's BreakSafe Cable Provides Handy Magnetic USB-C Charging, but With a Few Drawbacks" MacRumors 4/29
  • "Griffin BreakSafe Breakaway Power Cable review: A MagSafe-like power plug for Apple's MacBook" Macworld 4/29
  • "Review: August Doorbell Cam" iLounge 4/29
  • "Casio Smart Outdoor Watch review: Android Wear climbs a mountain" The Verge 4/29
  • "Kindle Oasis Video Review: Up Close With the Luxury E-Reader/With a starting price of $290, Amazon's latest isn't for everyone, but it's the best e-reader money can buy" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4/29
  • "Review: Aukey EP-B20 Bluetooth Headset – inexpensive, but worth it?" 9to5Mac 4/29
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "This by Tinrocket: Image Labelling App from the Developers of Waterlogue" eXtensions 10:59 AM
  • "Hands On: Homido 360 VR player 2.0 (iPhone)" MacNN 4/30
  • "4 Great Free Sports Apps for the Apple Watch" AppAdvice 4/30
  • "Review: GeoZilla Family Locator - A Battery-Friendly GPS Family Tracker" MacTrast 4/29
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to add frequently used addresses to Maps for iPhone and iPad" iMore 6:50 AM
  • "How to watch Netflix, Hulu, HBO Now, and YouTube on Apple TV" iMore 4/30
  • "How-To: Find your MacBook's battery cycle count and learn what it means about its battery life" 9to5Mac 4/30
  • "How To Make Round Folder Icons On iOS Home Screen Without Jailbreaking" Redmond Pie 4/29
  • "TV Maps: The Best Way to Use Maps on Apple TV4" AboutApple TV 4/29
  • "How to Select Single Pics from Burst Photos on Your iPhone" The Mac Observer 4/29
  • "How to AirPlay music to Apple TV" iMore 4/29
  • "How to Deal With Your Inbox, According to Science" Gizmodo 4/29
  • "How to use Activation Lock on Apple Watch" iMore 4/29
  • "How to tweak audio and video settings on Apple TV" iMore 4/29
  • "How to share your location and directions in Maps for iPhone and iPad" iMore 4/29
Tips
  • "Tip: find tons of messages you didn't know existed inside Messenger's secret folder" iDownload Blog 4/29
  • "Tip: how to add a new email to your iMessage account in iOS" iDownload Blog 4/29
  • "A New Windows PC for an Old iTunes Library: Q. I want to move my iTunes library from my old Windows computer to my new computer, which runs Windows 10. Which method is the easiest?" New York Times [Free Registration Required] 4/29
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "MacPaint: The Genesis of Mac Artwork" Low End Mac 8:42 PM
  • "Children of MacPaint: SuperPaint and Canvas" Low End Mac 8:42 PM
  • "Children of MacPaint: UltraPaint and Other Orphans" Low End Mac 8:42 PM
  • "Interesting Update to Polarr on iOS -QR Codes and Filters" eXtensions 9:36 AM
  • "Apple's great taste doesn't extend to grammar" The Verge 4/30
  • "Here's everything we know about Apple's secretive car project" Tech Insider 4/30
  • "Apple's been quietly experimenting with its App Store search algorithm" VentureBeat 4/30
  • "Apple's Software Culture Is Hurting Its Future" Seeking Alpha 4/30
  • "Start making sense: In your Apple criticism" Macworld 4/30
  • "These aren't Steve Jobs's last words, but they still managed to inspire a billionaire" BGR 4/30
  • "We really wish Apple would start paying more attention to the Mac" BGR 4/29
  • "An Open Letter to Phil Schiller about iPhones, iPads, and Macs"  The Mac Observer 4/29
  • "New Products Apple Might Give Us While We Wait for the Car" The Mac Observer 4/29
  • "Imagining a totally wireless MacBook or iPhone: Someday one port will seem like one port too many." Macworld 4/29
  • "Why Apple needs more hardware hits – And, has Tim Cook lost his focus?" MacDailyNews 4/29
  • "How Apple Is Phoning It In" Mac360 4/29
  • "What Apple can learn from Dyson" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4/29
  • "CarMax's Brand Is Like Apple's 10 Years Ago" Forbes 4/29
  • "Who said it: Steve Jobs or Anna Wintour?" Quartz 4/29
  • "Apple Should Make a Smart Camera Case for the 'iPhone 7'" AppAdvice 4/29
  • "First Click: Have we reached peak Apple?" The Verge 4/29
Non-Apple
  • "How Android gets to 100% market share" TechCrunch 8:41 PM
  • "10 Programming Languages That Will Keep You Employed: Here's a look at 10 programming languages that will make you rich, popular, and incredibly attractive. Or they might just help you get or keep a job: which is better, anyway." InformationWeek 8:40 PM
  • "From Paintbox to PC: How London became the home of Hollywood VFX/All it took was talent, fortuitous insight, and 30 years of relentless tech advances." Ars Technica 12:19 PM
  • "Your Simple (Yes, Simple) Guide To Quantum Entanglement" Wired 6:48 AM
  • "Claude Shannon, the Father of the Information Age, Turns 1100100" The New Yorker 4/30
  • "Welcome to the post-app world?" TechCrunch 4/30
  • "Twitter's dysfunctional Wall Street relationship" TechCrunch 4/29
  • "Yahoo is an antique for sale...on Craigslist (sorta)" CNNMoney 4/29
  • "Unpacked: Opinions on Facebook" Tech.pinions [Insider Content] 4/29
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Devanagari Keyboard 2.5 for iOS" prMac 9:08 PM
  • "Bing for iOS now lets you search images by taking a photo" The Verge 5:49 PM
  • "Apple's new ad shows motherhood through the lens of the iPhone"  Mashable 1:02 PM
  • "Apple's Mother's Day ad shows photos and videos shot on iPhones" VentureBeat 4:08 PM
  • "Apple shares new 'Shot on iPhone' ad for Mother's Day" 9to5Mac 7:50 PM
  • "MacRumors 2016 Blood Drive" MacRumors 12:40 PM
  • "Crowdfunding Critic: The Secret History of Mac Gaming book" MacNN 4/30
  • "Geo Keyboard 2.5 for iOS Offers Customizable Georgian Entry" prMac 4/30
  • "Ask Alexa what's playing on SyFy: The sci-fi network is the first entertainment channel to plug into Alexa." Engadget 4/29
  • "Microsoft wants to connect all your favorite apps with Flow" Mashable 4/29
  • "Coming April 30: Gene Steinberg meets Kyle Wiens of iFixit and Stephen Baker of the NPD Group, this week on The Tech Night Owl LIVE!" The Tech Night Owl LIVE 4/29
  • "Designer Apple Watch bands by Coach reportedly coming soon for around $150 [Photos] 9to5Mac 4/29
  • "Bing on iPhone and iPad adds image search with latest update" iMore 4/29
  • "This kit lets you fix your broken iPhone screen yourself" BGR 4/29
  • "FCA Offers Apple Siri Eyes Free Feature to Nearly Two Million Vehicles Through Uconnect® Software" PRNewswire 4/29
  • "9 of the best iPhone and iPad apps from April" The Next Web 4/29
  • "The top games Apple thinks everyone should have on their iPhone" Business Insider 4/29
  • "Armenian Keyboard 2.5 for iPad and iPhone Now Available in App Store" prMac 4/29
  • "FotoJet Adds All-New DESIGN Mode for Making Professional Creations" prMac 4/29
  • "ESPN Classic on-demand videos head to Roku and Apple TV" Engadget 4/29
Computer Industry
  • "Windows 10 growth slows as OS X makes market share gains" BetaNews 9:32 AM
  • "Microsoft Intune – New Management Capabilities" NeuroGadget 7:04 AM
  • "Microsoft: 4 Reasons To Sell The Stock" Seeking Alpha 4:26 PM
  • "As more devices flood the market, security spending on Internet of Things heightens: 'By 2020, Gartner predicts that over half of all IoT implementations will use some form of cloud-based security service.'" IDG News Service 6:50 AM
  • "Nokia Corporation Makes a $193 Million Bet On the Internet of Things: Nokia just bought Withings to expand into the digital health market" The Motley Fool 11:16 AM
  • "Exploring Microsoft's vision for enterprise collaboration" ZDNet 4/30
  • "Intel's Atom Cancellation Has Big Ramifications for a Surface Phone" Thurrott 4/30
  • "Intel Made A Tactical Retreat On Smartphones" Seeking Alpha 4/30
  • "Intel cancels future Atom projects; gives up on smartphones, pulls back on tablets" Neowin 4/30
  • "Intel Pulls Out Of The Mobile Market By Axing Its Atom Lineup" Redmond Pie 4/30
  • "AMD releases $1,500 Radeon Pro dual-GPU graphics card for content creators, VR" ZDNet 4/30
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "The Difference Between Carl Icahn And Chicken Little" Seeking Alpha 4:08 PM
  • "Why Apple's Shares Fell 7% on Its Earnings Day" Market Realist 4/29
  • "Apple finally encounters the laws of tech gravity" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4/29
  • "The rise and decline of Apple in one chart" MarketWatch 4/29
  • "Carl Icahn: Will someone rid my portfolio of this rotten Apple?" The Register 4/29
  • "Apple and Amazon Show You Need to Think About Growth Stocks Differently Now" TheStreet 4/29
  • "Apple's Slide Takes a $2 Billion Bite Out of ETFs" Bloomberg Video 4/29
  • "As Apple Falters, This Little-Known Tech Giant Is Set to Take Off" TheStreet 4/29
Industry News
  • "Dow, S&P hang on to April gains as tech shares slump: Weak consumer spending, Chicago PMI cast doubts on strength of U.S. economy" MarketWatch 4/29
  • "Apple Drives Selloff on April's Last Trading Day" TheStreet 4/29
  • "Despite a tough week, S&P and Dow up in April" USA Today 4/29
  • "Tech Suffers Steep April Losses as Energy Outperforms" FOXBusiness 4/29
  • "U.S. Stocks Slip as Tech Sector Slumps: Dow, S&P 500 still post monthly gains" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4/29
  • "Hong Kong ends down 1.5% as most Asian markets keep sliding: Shares in most Asian stock markets edged lower Friday, with gains capped by disappointment over the Bank of Japan holding back on additional stimulus and worries about global economic growth." MarketWatch 4/29
  • "European stocks slide as GDP data, earnings stream in: European stocks suffered their worst session in two months Friday, as investors tackled a raft of economic data and a fresh batch of corporate results as the week and month drew to a close." MarketWatch 4/29

 
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