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MacSurfer's Archive: Tuesday, April 26, 2016
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
Apple Q2 Results
  • "Apple Reports Second Quarter Results" ["Apple® today announced financial results for its fiscal 2016 second quarter ended March 26, 2016. The Company posted quarterly revenue of $50.6 billion and quarterly net income of $10.5 billion, or $1.90 per diluted share. These results compare to revenue of $58 billion and net income of $13.6 billion, or $2.33 per diluted share, in the year-ago quarter. Gross margin was 39.4 percent compared to 40.8 percent in the year-ago quarter. International sales accounted for 67 percent of the quarter's revenue."]  Apple 3:42 PM
  • "Apple Reports Second Quarter Results: Capital Return Program Expanding to $250 Billion" Business Wire 3:32 PM
  • "Apple Reports First Quarterly Sales Drop Since 2003: iPhone sales post first-ever year-over-year decline" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3:43 PM
  • "Apple Forecasts Another Sales Decline as iPhone Demand Cools" Bloomberg 3:52 PM
  • "IPhone Sales Drop, and Apple's 13-Year Surge Ebbs" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 5:51 PM
  • "Apple's incredible growth streak is officially over"  Re/code 4:12 PM
  • "Apple misses sales as iPhone shipments drop for first time ever: CEO Tim Cook said the company faced 'macroeconomic headwinds' which is code for having a really hard time convincing people to buy iPhones, iPads and Macs."  CNET 4:11 PM
  • "Apple suffers first quarterly revenue decline in 13 years" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 4:12 PM
  • "Apple's poor results highlight diminished iPhone demand" USA Today 3:52 PM
  • "Apple revenue falls for first time since 2003" BBC 5:29 PM
  • "Apple reports slowdown in iPhone sales and first revenue decline in 13 years: Much of the falloff is attributable to the stuggling Chinese economy, still the second-largest market in the world for Apple products behind the US" The Guardian 6:25 PM
  • "Notes of interest from Apple's Q2 2016 conference call"  AppleInsider 4:13 PM
  • "This is Tim: Apple's CEO on the company's 2016 Q2 earnings" [transcript]  iMore 7:28 PM
  • "Apple Announces their Q2 2016 Financials & Capital Return Program Expanding to $250 Billion" Patently Apple 5:54 PM
  • "Apple Music surpasses 13M paid subscribers on strong services growth" AppleInsider 5:23 PM
  • "Apple's Q2 numbers: iOS sales, 13m Apple Music subs, record Android switchers, Apple Pay growth, more" 9to5Mac 5:39 PM
  • "Apple Revenue to Shrink but Options Traders Unfazed" FOXBusiness 3:43 PM
  • "Apple's iPhone sales sink for the first time ever last quarter" CNNMoney 4:20 PM
  • "Apple just posted its first decline in revenue since 2003" Business Insider 3:53 PM
  • "Apple reports iPhone sales down, 1st revenue drop since 2003" Associated Press 3:52 PM
  • "Apple Q2 2016 results: Going down!" Six Colors 4:13 PM
  • "Apple Reports First Year-Over-Year Revenue Decline Since 2003: $10.5B Profit on $50.6B in Revenue" MacRumors 3:54 PM
  • "Apple reports Q2 earnings: Revenue drops, iPhone sales sink for first time ever" BGR 3:54 PM
  • "Apple Misses Wall Street Estimates on Earnings, iPhone, Mac, and Raises Dividend" The Mac Observer 4:01 PM
  • "Apple Forecasts Another Revenue Decline Next Quarter" MacRumors 4:20 PM
Apple News
  • "Apple is about to post its first quarterly revenue decline since 2003"  Re/code 7:17 AM
  • "Why Apple Needs To Do Something Huge Soon: Apple is expected to announce a significant drop in iPhone sales/If Silicon Valley has anything resembling an action hero, it's Apple." Time 8:46 AM
  • "Apple Earnings Smackdown: Final spreadsheet for Q2 2016" Apple 3.0 [Subscription Required for Full Article] 7:19 AM
  • "Everything to look out for in Apple's earnings" Quartz 10:42 AM
  • "Apple Earnings: What to Watch/iPhone maker seen reporting its first decline in quarterly revenue since 2003" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 10:42 AM
  • "Apple Q2 earnings expectations: 51 million iPhones, $52 billion revenue, first quarterly decline since 2003" 9to5Mac 7:18 AM
  • "Apple FYQ2 On Tap: Scrutinizing Mix of iPhone 'SE' Versus 6" Barron's 7:11 AM
  • "Concerns about iPhone sales loom over Apple's earnings report" Los Angeles Times [Paid Membership Required] 8:17 AM
  • "FBI Plans to Keep Apple iPhone-Hacking Method Secret: Move would likely keep Apple in the dark about security weakness" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 2:37 PM
  • "FBI director suggests iPhone flaw may remain secret" Reuters 12:22 PM
  • "FBI chief: Agency still studying vulnerability on iPhone" Associated Press 10:41 AM
  • "FBI to keep Apple guessing on San Bernardino iPhone hack" TechCrunch 3:07 PM
OS X
News
  • "Did Apple reject you for WWDC? Siri may tell you where to go instead" The Next Web 12:21 PM
  • "Mozilla taps possible homes for Thunderbird email client" Computerworld 7:29 AM
  • "Thunderbird is GO: Mozilla prepares to jettison mail client" The Register 7:12 AM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "How to enable screen sharing services remotely in OS X" MacIssues 8:47 AM
  • "How to configure Automatic Downloads on your Mac" iDownload Blog 7:17 AM
  • "How to Add & Switch Languages in Mac OS X" OS X Daily 3:06 PM
  • "7 hard to find controls in Apple's Mail" Computerworld 12:13 PM
  • "How To Flatten Folders On A Mac" Mac360 7:48 AM
  • "Click To Rename Hundreds Of Mac Files" Mac360 7:48 AM
Op/Ed
  • "On Mac Multitasking And Going Distraction Free" McSolo 7:48 AM
  • "User interface discussion talks about Apple's Calculator app; increased crippling of functionality and limitation of users; boot monitoring issues; a tip for zooming windows; experience with Windows alternatives; obsession over thinness, and lazy, uneducated users." MacInTouch 7:02 AM
Press Releases
  • "Mac version of Skype for Business hits public preview" iMore 12:27 PM
  • "DMG Master is the OS X application to create standard Disk Image Archive with just one click." Tension Software 7:21 AM
  • "Dropbox's new 'Project Infinite' will make you stop crying about your puny SSD" The Next Web 7:47 AM
  • "Dropbox Project Infinite will show all your cloud files in the Finder ... without taking up any local space" 9to5Mac 7:19 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "FBI's first vulnerability tip to Apple came on April 14 for already-patched flaw" AppleInsider 9:54 PM
  • "Apple Music now has 13 million paying subscribers, up from 11 million in February" 9to5Mac 4:11 PM
  • "Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg and others urge Congress to fund K-12 computer science education" TechCrunch 12:21 PM
  • "Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg and tons of others sent a letter to Congress over teaching kids to code" Business Insider 2:05 PM
  • "iPhone of Missing Teen Lost at Sea Could Hold Answers to Disappearance" ["Austin's father, Blu Stephanos said in a statement today released by ABC affiliate WPBF in West Palm Beach: 'We've been working with the phone's manufacturer who seems willing to help us try to get the phone operational again."] ABCNews 7:10 AM
  • "US government tells Apple it has security problems that Apple fixed last year: FBI gets the 'don't hoard vulnerabilities' memo at last" The Register 9:45 PM
  • "Apple 'seems willing' to help repair, access iPhone of teen lost at sea" AppleInsider 7:10 AM
  • "Apple will bring iPhone back to life to help find missing teens" Cult of Mac 7:09 AM
  • "LeEco CEO says Apple is 'outdated' and losing momentum: Jia Yueting says Cupertino has 'fallen behind' the competition" The Verge 7:42 AM
  • "Tech billionaire calls Apple 'outdated' and its product designs 'obsolete'" BGR 8:09 AM
  • "Apple Scoops Up Former Box Exec" Fortune 8:09 AM
  • "Apple CEO Tim Cook is auctioning off the chance to have a private lunch with him" Business Insider 7:46 AM
  • "Indian government will require all iPhones to include panic button feature in 2017" 9to5Mac 7:18 AM
  • "The latest iPhone ad is a strange spot all about onions" Business Insider 7:46 AM
  • "Watch a restoration breathe new life into a 1984 Apple IIc" iMore 10:34 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Amazon cracks down on fake reviews with another lawsuit" TechCrunch 10:57 AM
  • "The US military has a new plan to fight ISIS — and it starts with making them 'extremely paranoid'" Business Insider 10:36 AM
  • "Doom creator John Romero promises to bring back rocket jumping in his next game" The Next Web 7:47 AM
  • "Amazon continues battle to rid site of fake reviews" Digital Trends 7:28 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2016-04-26: The Evolution of Apple Conferences" The Mac Observer 12:13 PM
  • "Let's Talk iOS 132: Apple Watch 2, refreshed MacBook, iOS 10 wish list, and more" iDownload Blog 7:17 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple sold 10.2 million iPads last quarter — beating expectations" Business Insider 3:57 PM
  • "iPhone 7 set to be a disappointment, as Apple holds back for iPhone 8" Telegraph 7:42 AM
  • "Don't compare the Apple Watch to the iPhone" Bloomberg 7:28 AM
  • "Inside Apple's New MacBook and Its Use of Intel's Skylake Processors" Market Realist 8:56 AM
  • "Apple's new MacBook knows if you've been fiddling inside it" ZDNet 7:15 AM
  • "Apple Seeds Third Beta of iOS 9.3.2 to Developers" MacRumors 12:21 PM
  • "iOS 9.3.2 Beta 3 Now Available To Download" Redmond Pie 12:21 PM
  • "Apple releases third iOS 9.3.2 beta for iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch to developers" 9to5Mac 12:21 PM
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple Granted 36 Patents today covering Touch and Hover Technology & More" Patently Apple 7:17 AM
  • "Patent Report: an iPhone case with a built-in audio jack, remote control of your iOS device's camera" Apple World Today 8:16 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "12" iPad Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM
  • "9' iPad Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:54 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "2016 MacBook review: Portable performance" IDG.TV 7:12 AM
  • "Review: Logitech's Smart Connector-equipped charging dock for iPad Pro" 9to5Mac 7:18 AM
  • "First look: Logi Base is the first device to charge your iPad Pro via Smart Connector" AppleInsider 7:18 AM
  • "Never lose your Apple Pencil again with the Atelier Gear Case" iMore 12:27 PM
  • "Review: Get More Ports For Your Mac With AKiTiO's Thunder2 Dock" MacTrast 10:28 AM
  • "Does a standing desk really make a difference? Hands-on with the UpDesk PowerUp" 9to5Mac 3:16 PM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Microsoft Word Flow Keyboard Takes The Cramp Out Of Messaging On Larger iPhones" Digital Trends 1:41 PM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to change settings for Maps on iPhone and iPad" iMore 7:40 AM
Tips
  • "Two Tips to Keep Your Phone's Encrypted Messages Encrypted" Wired 9:29 AM
  • "9 ways to make the most of Google Calendar for Android and iOS: Pick a default time for calendar alerts, create recurring events, set aside some 'me time,' and more." PCWorld 8:52 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Apple Updates and News; Plus a Useful Upgrade to the Polarr iOS app (Bangkok Post, Life) -Extended Version" eXtensions 7:38 PM
  • "Tim Cook Worked Hard to Sell Us on Apple's Future while CFO Luca Maestri Apologized" The Mac Observer 7:14 PM
  • "Apple Music's 13M Subscribers Take Away a Little of Q2's Sting" The Mac Observer 6:29 PM
  • "Are Apple Earnings Suggesting a Fundamental Change?"  24/7 Wall St. 4:12 PM
  • "Inside Apple's New MacBook and Its Use of Intel's Skylake Processors" Market Realist 3:41 PM
  • "A robot rolls into an Apple Store ..." Cult of Mac 1:41 PM
  • "Opinion: Apple's MacBook lineup has a storage problem"  9to5Mac 12:45 PM
  • "The pencil is mightier than the finger" iMore 12:27 PM
  • "5 reasons I still wear the Apple Watch and 5 things I wish Apple would improve" MobileSyrup 12:16 PM
  • "Apple Watch Developers Talk Gaming as Apple's Wearable Turns One Year Old" MacRumors 12:16 PM
  • "Has Apple Inc. Already Made 1 Huge Mistake With Its Secret Car Project?"  The Motley Fool 12:15 PM
  • "Why Facebook Messenger Is A Threat To Google, Not Apple" Forbes 10:41 AM
  • "What Smart Connector charging could mean for the 'iPhone 7' and beyond" AppleInsider 9:29 AM
  • "Why TSMC Is Likely to Win the 2017-2019 Apple Inc. iPhone Chip Business: Technology leadership should work in its favor." The Motley Fool 8:57 AM
  • "Cassandra: Upcoming Events (2) and Feature Requests for iOS" eXtensions 8:54 AM
  • "Time For Apple Watch To Grow Up" Mac360 8:17 AM
  • "Why 'Chicken Little' Follows Apple" PixoBebo 8:06 AM
  • "Mac Problem, Meet Mac Solution" Mac360 8:04 AM
  • "The Apple Watch: One Year In" Kirkville 7:47 AM
  • "Over-the-top: Making your Apple Watch diatribe stand out" Macworld 7:20 AM
  • "New iPhone 7 Details Reveal Bad News For Apple" Forbes 7:08 AM
  • "Apple's iPhone 7 problem/Commentary: Apple needs the next iPhone to be a hit. But the technology for a truly knockout upgrade may be more than a year away."  CNET 7:08 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Windows Mobile Is Dead... Or Just About" Low End Mac 4:14 PM
  • "Someone Needs to tell Tidal what 'Exclusive' Means" The Mac Observer 10:03 AM
  • "The PC industry needs to evolve or get ready for extinction" ZDNet 7:15 AM
  • "With 5 Years of Official Support, Is Ubuntu Mate the last OS an old PC needs?" hittingthesweetspot 6:54 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Comic: Uno Port in a Storm" iMore 8:52 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Talkshow for iPhone and iPad lets people watch as you text your friends" iMore 3:41 PM
  • "The Best iPhone Case For Charging Your Device" Apple Gazette 1:47 PM
  • "Do we have room for one more task-management app? Apparently, WeDo" TechCrunch 10:34 AM
  • "Google Hangouts Gets Updated With iOS Share Extension" iClarified 10:03 AM
  • "Want a car with a Mac mini and 48-inch TV? Lexani Motorcars is happy to help" Apple World Today 8:57 AM
  • "Nokia is buying digital health firm Withings for $191 million" The Verge 7:42 AM
  • "Nokia is acquiring smartwatch maker Withings for $191 million" iMore 7:40 AM
  • "Need wireless charging for an iPhone 5/5s/SE? Check out the Backbone Wireless Charging & Battery" Apple World Today 7:22 AM
  • "Logi BASE: The Easiest Way to Charge and Use Your iPad Pro" Business Wire 8:38 AM
  • "Logitech's 'Logi BASE' Stand Charges the iPad Pro Using the Smart Connector" MacRumors 7:13 AM
  • "Logitech Introduces iPad Pro Smart Connector Charging Dock" MacStories 7:12 AM
  • "Easybank - new high speed mobile app for personal financial management" prMac 10:28 AM
  • "Basil Salad introduces Go Edit 1.0 for iOS - Note Taker for Blog Authors" prMac 8:47 AM
  • "Bengali Keyboard 1.0 for iOS Offers Customizable Bengali Text Entry" prMac 8:47 AM
  • "Kidz Learn Countries 1.0 from Kidz Learn Applications" prMac 8:46 AM
  • "The Wittify Keyboard is now available on the Apple App Store" prMac 7:12 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Dangerous Windows 10 flaw lets hackers secretly run any app on your PC" BGR 5:58 AM
  • "Microsoft tests candidates with baffling talk of certification exam 'price adjustments'" ZDNet 11:33 AM
  • "Windows 10 Build 14332 Now Available, New Bug Bash Quests Inbound" Thurrott 6:28 PM
  • "Adobe partners with Box, Microsoft for enterprise cloud integration" GeekWire 6:07 AM
  • "Adobe's Document Cloud adds support for Box and Microsoft" TechCrunch 6:12 AM
  • "How Microsoft Learned Its Open Lessons" Forbes 6:37 AM
  • "Microsoft testing app handoff feature for Windows 10" The Verge 6:10 AM
  • "Will there be a Microsoft car?" CNBC 6:36 AM
  • "Microsoft Made A Game-Changing Acquisition - Part 2" Seeking Alpha 6:07 AM
  • "Intel CEO Details Priorities Beyond PCs: Brian Krzanich said cloud computing is the most important trend that will shape the company's future" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 5:57 PM
  • "Intel Seeing Some Internal Resistance to Diversity Efforts, CEO Says" eWeek 6:07 AM
  • "Intel job cuts worry N.M. city: City that grew in Intel's shadow has tried to diversify as chipmaker contracted" Associated Press 6:20 AM
  • "Intel: The Future is in the Cloud, and Moore's Law is Alive" PC Magazine 8:28 PM
  • "Intel explains its strategy for moving beyond the PC: Its CEO thinks the future is in the cloud." Engadget 5:46 PM
  • "AMD Releases Radeon Software Crimson Edition 16.4.2 Hotfix" AnandTech 6:19 AM
  • "AMD Radeon Software 16.4.2 offers full support for Thunderbolt 3 eGFX" Hexus 6:19 AM
  • "AMD's $300 Polaris 10 GPU reportedly offers similar performance to NVIDIA's GTX 980 ti" PC Games N 6:19 AM
  • "AMD finally really honestly launches the dual Fury: Now called Radeon Pro Duo and aimed at creators" SemiAccurate 3:58 PM
  • "AMD's Radeon Pro Duo formally launches, targets content creators and developers" ExtremeTech 10:18 AM
  • "AMD reveals Radeon Pro Duo dual GPU card targeted at VR developers: Claims it's 1.5 times more powerful than Nvidia's GTX Titan X" The Inquirer 10:18 AM
  • "Dell embraces open-source networking with new lines" ZDNet 11:38 AM
  • "Dell selects Transatel SIM card to 2-in-1 laptop series" Voice & Data 6:18 AM
  • "Why Data Center Growth Is so Important to Companies like Hewlett Packard" Market Realist 2:02 PM
  • "IBM adds to OpenStack cloud computing interoperability project" ZDNet 11:39 AM
  • "IBM says no, non, nein to Brexit: Now about your, er, offshoring plans, Big Blue...." The Register 6:37 AM
  • "IBM's Grady Booch Named IEEE-CS Computer Pioneer" eWeek 10:15 AM
  • "Here's Why Oracle Is About to Rally" TheStreet 6:38 AM
  • "IoT security spending to reach $348m in 2016: Gartner" ZDNet 6:07 AM
  • "3D NAND, advanced logic drive fab tool order surge" EE Times Asia 5:56 AM
  • "Nanoimprint lithography allows flexible transistor dev't" EE Times Asia 5:56 AM
  • "The PC industry needs to evolve or get ready for extinction" ZDNet 6:25 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Options Traders Aren't Bracing for Armageddon in Apple Shares" WSJ Blogs 10:42 AM
  • "Apple's Weakness Is Temporary Ahead of iPhone 7, Cramer Says" TheStreet 10:42 AM
  • "Watch Apple's margins amid iPhone pricing changes"  USA Today 8:56 AM
  • "What to expect for Apple's second-quarter results" TechCrunch 10:28 AM
  • "Wall Street gears up for big earnings from Apple" Yahoo! Finance 7:48 AM
  • "Apple first-quarter earnings: five things to watch" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 7:31 AM
  • "Apple earnings miss across the board, stock falls: Live blog" MarketWatch 3:52 PM
  • "Live blog: Cook and Co. to address Q2 decline on earnings call" USA Today 3:44 PM
  • "LiveBlog: Apple Fiscal Q2 2016 Financial Results Conference Call" MacTrast 2:37 PM
  • "Liveblog: Apple's Q2 2016 earnings call starts at 2pm PT/5pm ET" Ars Technica 10:05 AM
  • "Will Apple's Poor Earnings Hurt Texas Instruments this Quarter?" Estimize 4:11 PM
Industry News
  • "Stocks Go Nowhere as Health Slump Cancels Out Energy Spike" TheStreet 5:09 PM
  • "Case-Shiller: U.S. Home-Price Growth Continued in February" FOXBusiness 5:10 PM
  • "Market Snapshot: S&P 500 Ekes Out Gain; Nasdaq Ends Lower As Apple Earnings Loom" Nasdaq 5:11 PM
  • "Stock futures higher ahead of Fed meeting" USA Today 6:30 AM
  • "Stocks Inch Lower Ahead of Central Bank Meetings: Investors cautious before Federal Reserve and Bank of Japan rate decisions" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 11:39 AM
  • "Asian stocks mixed as investors await central bank meetings" MarketWatch 6:31 AM
  • "European stocks set to break 3-day losing streak after upbeat earnings" MarketWatch 6:31 AM

 
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