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MacSurfer's Archive: Tuesday, September 29, 2015
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "The most personal technology must also be the most private. As you add photos, messages, contacts, and credit cards to your Apple devices, they become more personal. So we design innovative ways to protect that data. And we build powerful safeguards into our operating systems, our apps, and the devices themselves. Because the things you rely on every day should keep your personal information safe."  Apple 7:08 AM
  • "How Apple is trying to protect your privacy as its products get more personal"  Washington Post [Free Registration Required] 7:07 AM
  • "If you read nothing else today please read Apple's new privacy policy: Apple's updated privacy policy promises personalization without sacrificing privacy -- and you should insist on this from every tech firm"  Computerworld 6:49 AM
  • "Apple updates privacy policy pages, takes swings at data-guzzling rivals like Google" ZDNet 8:13 AM
  • "Apple Blows Up The Concept Of A Privacy Policy" TechCrunch 7:20 AM
  • "Apple continues to market privacy in its battle with Google" The Verge 7:07 AM
  • "What it means to be great" ["Apple is a company that builds greatness because they built a process to make their customers better. They do it without permission and they do it without offense. But when the buyer perceives the change they feel in debt to the object. Getting payments on that debt of gratitude is how Apple is rewarded."]  asymco 8:17 AM
  • "Zane Lowe: 'I'm not sure that Apple Music needs Beats 1'/The Beats 1 and former BBC DJ said he is uncertain as to why Apple's streaming service Apple Music needs his station Beats 1"  Telegraph 8:09 AM
  • "Judge sends Apple, Samsung to mediation with Nov. 15 deadline -- #1 problem: Apple's self-righteousness" Foss Patents 8:16 AM
  • "Apple Brings Apple Music, iTunes Movies & iBooks to Customers in China Starting Today" Apple 8:42 PM
  • "Apple Music, iTunes Movies and iBooks debut in China" AppleInsider 8:43 PM
OS X
News
  • "OS X El Capitan Available as a Free Update Tomorrow: Refined Experience and Improved Performance Make Your Mac Better than Ever" Apple 10:21 AM
  • "OS X El Capitan Available as a Free Update Tomorrow" Business Wire 10:21 AM
  • "Apple reminds us that OS X El Capitan is launching tomorrow, September 30th" 9to5Mac 10:19 AM
  • "Apple Releases OS X El Capitan Desktop Software Wednesday" Re/code 11:31 AM
  • "Confirmed: OS X El Capitan launches September 30th" BGR 8:45 PM
  • "OS X El Capitan 10.11.1 Beta 2 Released for Testing" OS X Daily 2:09 PM
  • "Apple seeds second OS X 10.11.1 beta to developers" MacNN 2:10 PM
  • "Discontinued Apple Software Returns to 'Purchased' Tab in Mac App Store" MacRumors 7:19 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "OS X 10.11 El Capitan: The Ars Technica Review/Apple brings refinement and under-the-hood changes to Yosemite's new design." Ars Technica 10:19 AM
  • "El Capitan Is the Future of Your Mac—And Your iPhone" Wired 4:08 PM
  • "OS X 10.11 El Capitan: The MacStories Review" MacStories 4:16 PM
  • "OS X El Capitan review: Mac upgrade that's as solid as a rock" Macworld 10:26 AM
  • "OS X El Capitan review: bringing even older Macs up to speed" The Guardian 11:50 AM
  • "OS X El Capitan review: a modest update, with some welcome changes" Engadget 10:19 AM
  • "OS X El Capitan review: Everyone's an expert" The Verge 11:31 AM
  • "OS X El Capitan: everything you need to know" Telegraph 10:56 AM
  • "6 Steps to Prepare a Mac for the OS X El Capitan Update" OS X Daily 3:03 PM
  • "How to make your own bootable OS X 10.11 El Capitan USB install drive" Ars Technica 10:19 AM
  • "How To Prepare Your Mac For OS X El Capitan [Guide] Redmond Pie 10:25 AM
  • "Get you Mac ready for OS X 10.11 El Capitan" Macworld 8:23 AM
  • "How to merge large iPhoto and Photos libraries" Macworld 7:23 AM
  • "How to Revive The Levelator in El Capitan" TidBITS 2:09 PM
  • "FolderGlance still a great Mac OS X utility after all these years" Apple World Today 8:02 AM
  • "Which Mac Apps Suck Up Your Time?" Mac 360 6:50 AM
Op/Ed
  • "Mac CAD market looks 'rich' compared to years past: Heated global competition drives up goodies" Architosh 12:15 PM
  • "I've been using Apple's new Mac update for a few days — here are my favorite features so far" Business Insider 10:19 AM
Press Releases
  • "Mac CAD News: Visionary Silicon Valley firm joins Onshape Team" Architosh 11:05 AM
  • "Daylite 5 & Billings Pro Are Compatible With El Capitan" Marketcircle Blog 10:26 AM
  • "Baso Labs Releases Occasions for Mac" prMac 7:18 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Tim Cook wants to play nice with Microsoft, get into businesses: Apple is not working on an airplane, but it does want to take over the business world." CNNMoney 2:09 PM
  • "Apple CEO says life is too short to hold grudges against Microsoft" Mashable 2:09 PM
  • "Apple made $25B from enterprise business in a year, Cook says" CNET 12:22 PM
  • "Apple's enterprise business made $25B in past 12 months, Tim Cook says" AppleInsider 7:13 PM
  • "Tim Cook On Apple's Strategy: 'Life Is Short, It's Better To Have Friends'" ReadWrite 12:38 PM
  • "Review: Samsung Pays Where Apple Can't/Samsung Pay leaps past Apple Pay by letting newer Galaxy phones work with old-school credit card readers"  WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 11:32 AM
  • "Apple and subscriptions: Time to face the music/The all-you-can-eat Apple Music streaming service has been essentially free: until now. As the first wave of free trials expires, the true test begins for the subscription model."  CNET 8:05 AM
  • "Will Apple, Amazon make smart TVs obsolete? Despite increased competition in the set-top box market, smart TV numbers are set to grow in the coming years, say analysts." Fortune 8:32 AM
  • "Apple buys more land in Prineville: Tech giant purchases nearly 200 acres from Crook County" The Bulletin 4:17 PM
  • "Apple buys nearly 200 acres of land for Oregon data center expansion" AppleInsider 7:14 PM
  • "L.A. schools to receive $6.4m from botched iPad deal" Cult of Mac 8:11 AM
  • "Apple to hand back $4.2M to LAUSD to settle failed 'iPad for every student' program" 9to5Mac 8:46 AM
  • "Apple set to pay LA school district $4.2 million after failed iPad deal: Lenovo may also credit the district with $2.2 million in purchased laptops" The Verge 10:01 AM
  • "Live blog: Tim Cook's fireside chat with Box CEO Aaron Levie at BoxWorks" 9to5Mac 11:31 AM
  • "Liveblog: Tim Cooks talks biz at Box conference" Cult of Mac 10:56 AM
  • "Apple Pay All Set to Enter the Chinese Market" Market Realist 10:57 AM
  • "Apple Maps adds its 3D flyover view to new cities, towns, and castles" The Verge 7:12 AM
  • "Thanks to Apple, US will buy Chinese phones: ZTE" CNBC 7:21 AM
  • "IHS, ABI Research offer predications for 2015 iPad Pro sales" Apple World Today 8:02 AM
  • "Apple sends notifications to encourage Apple Music renewals as first trials expire" 9to5Mac 10:18 AM
  • "First free Apple Music trials end this week—now what? Trial users of the music streaming service can cancel before paying up." Ars Technica 9:18 AM
  • "Apple aims to clear up the mysteries of Apple Music via how-to videos" CNET 9:12 AM
  • "Apple Music 'Guided Tour' videos land as first free trials end" Digital Trends 8:10 AM
  • "Netflix Caves To Apple – iOS Subscription Now Available" RazorianFly 9:53 AM
  • "iPhone app may push New York Powerball lottery jackpot to new record" 9to5Mac 7:01 AM
  • "Here are the secret apps that only Apple employees get to use" Business Insider 7:26 AM
  • "11 British companies that give employees a free Macbook" Business Insider 7:24 AM
  • "Scam victim finds the s in iPhone 6s stands for 'sugar'" Cult of Mac 6:59 AM
  • "Behind-the-Scenes Moments & Cast Interviews From Upcoming 'Steve Jobs' Film" MacRumors 10:17 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "AT&T adds 2M customers, keeps pace with T-Mobile" CNET 8:29 PM
  • "Google announces Nexus 5X and Nexus 6P flagship Android phones" ExtremeTech 4:35 PM
  • "With New Chromecast, Google Takes Another Shot at TV, Home Media" Re/code 3:56 PM
  • "Google Photos gets updated with improved sharing features" Engadget 12:23 PM
  • "Don't believe that privacy hoax all over your Facebook feed" Mashable 8:22 AM
  • "Why Google Wants Its Self-Driving Cars to Drive More Like You" Fortune 8:20 AM
  • "Russian social network ordered to act on piracy" BBC 7:16 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "The MacJury Examines The First Weekend of iPhone 6S and 6S Plus" MacVoices 3:00 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2015-09-29: iPhone 6s 3D Touch, Listener Comments" The Mac Observer 12:36 PM
  • "Let's Talk iOS 102: The Fast and the Siri-ous" iDownload Blog 8:30 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "How opening weekend iPhone sales compare with expectations" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 9:17 AM
  • "Why Some Left-Handed People Are Having Big Problems With the iPhone"  Mic 7:23 AM
  • "Video tests show iPhone 6s, 6s Plus relatively water resistant, not waterproof" O'Grady's PowerPage 10:56 AM
  • "Pixar development team tests iPad Pro & Apple Pencil, says palm-rejection is perfect" 9to5Mac 7:19 AM
  • "Overheating iPhone 6S+ blinded my cam, cries flashgate fanboy" The Register 7:22 AM
  • "Estimated iPhone 6s build cost pegged at $211.50, iPhone 6s Plus at $236" AppleInsider 8:43 PM
Granted Apple Patents
  • "Apple imagines animated 3D Maps with rippling water, realtime reflections" AppleInsider 7:14 AM
  • "Apple Wins Patent for 3D Animated Maps that could be manipulated via Touch, Perhaps 3D Touch" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
  • "Apple's Maps app for Mac OS X, iOS could get a 'live maps' feature" Apple World Today 8:20 AM
  • "Apple Granted 28 Patents Today Covering an iPhone with a Glass Wraparound Design, Gesture Password UI & more" Patently Apple 8:06 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone /iPad /Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 9:06 AM
  • "Arcade Addict HD For iPad Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $0.99)" App Sliced 9:06 AM
  • "Pixel Disc Golf For iPhone/iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $1.99)" App Sliced 9:06 AM
  • "12" MacBook Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:50 AM
  • "Mac mini Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:50 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 6:50 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "Flyshark 2 folding keyboard sports Bluetooth 4.2 and special iOS features" Apple World Today 1:48 PM
  • "iPhone 6s and 6s Plus 4K camera test [Video] 9to5Mac 2:09 PM
  • "Apple iPhone 6s/6s Plus: Harder, faster and they'll give you a buzz" The Register 6:58 AM
  • "Camera shootout: How the iPhone 6s compares to the iPhone 6" Macworld 7:23 AM
  • "Review: BenQ treVolo Bluetooth Portable Electrostatic Speaker" iLounge 4:11 PM
  • "Bodyguardz ScreenGuardz Pure Review – iPhone 6 Screen Protector" Mobile Reviews Eh 9:44 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Small Siri improvements from iPhone 6s and iOS 9" Six Colors 9:09 AM
  • "Skeptical Science (for iPhone)" PC Magazine 2:09 PM
  • "Hands On: 2-bit Cowboy 1.0.3 (iOS)" MacNN 8:08 AM
  • "Hands On: Just Press Record 1.0 (OS X, iOS)" MacNN 12:39 PM
  • "'Cavernaut' Review - The Eagle Has Landed" Touch Arcade 10:18 AM
  • "'Magic Flute by Mozart' Review - One Time At Bandcamp" Touch Arcade 11:52 AM
  • "'Starseed: Origin' Review: Old School Cool" Touch Arcade 9:09 AM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How To Make Sure iOS 9 Wi-Fi Assist Doesn't Eat Up Your Cellular Data" MacTrast 11:31 AM
  • "How To: cancel your Apple Music subscription before free trials expire tomorrow" 9to5Mac 10:57 AM
  • "Here's how to cancel your Apple Music trial so you don't start getting charged tomorrow" Business Insider 8:30 AM
  • "Has it already been three months? Here's how to check your Apple Music subscription settings." The Loop 8:13 AM
  • "How to cancel your Apple Music subscription before the free trial ends" Cult of Mac 8:11 AM
  • "How to turn off (or turn on) landscape mode on the iPhone 6 Plus and 6s Plus home screen" Macworld 7:23 AM
  • "How to stop your Apple Music automatic subscriptionbeat" BBC 7:16 AM
Tips
  • "Adjusting video recording quality settings in iOS 9" iLounge 4:11 PM
  • "iPhone 6s Tricks: Top 10 iPhone 6s tips and tricks" BGR 8:46 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "How T-Mobile fixed one of Apple's major iPhone 'problems'" BGR 4:11 PM
  • "Zane Lowe is crazy if he doesn't think Apple Music needs Beats 1"  The Next Web 4:01 PM
  • "iOS 9 finally makes Apple Music enjoyable and worth a listen" BGR 3:56 PM
  • "Apple Music: To renew or not to renew?" Six Colors 3:14 PM
  • "Inventor of the cell phone: iPhone 6s is 'boring' and VR is the birth of a new industry" GeekWire 3:03 PM
  • "Google Play Music to Launch Family Plan: Should Apple Worry?" Zacks 2:08 PM
  • "Apple in your home: Are virtual buttons the next big thing?" ZDNet 10:19 AM
  • "Never not wrong: Saying Apple should ditch its chips" Macworld 9:44 AM
  • "Why people who call ad blockers extortionists have got it wrong" Business Insider 8:30 AM
  • "iPhone camera: Then and now" Six Colors 8:16 AM
  • "The final verdict: Which Macworld staffers are keeping Apple Music?" Macworld 7:23 AM
  • "Here's What Apple and Google Need To Learn From 18th Century Watchmaker Abraham-Louis Breguet" Forbes 7:02 AM
  • "Editorial: In defense of the 16GB iPhone 6s" MacNN 6:59 AM
  • "What Does Tim Cook Know About New iPads That We Don't Know?" Mac 360 6:49 AM
  • "Apple Watch: Round? Or, Rectangle?" PixoBebo 6:49 AM
Non-Apple
  • "Hands-on impressions of the Google Pixel C Android tablet: Optimized for work, apps need to follow" ZDNet 4:18 PM
  • "Hands-on impressions of the Google Nexus 5X and 6P: Solid, gorgeous phones at reasonable prices" ZDNet 4:18 PM
  • "Hands On With the Nexus 5X and 6P" AnandTech 3:56 PM
  • "I tried using Google's new Android computer like a laptop — here's why it's a dud" Business Insider 3:15 PM
  • "Native vs. HTML5 vs. hybrid mobile apps: The pros and cons" ITworld 9:51 AM
  • "You're not alone in abandoning that shopping cart" BetaNews 9:09 AM
  • "Amazon's new Kindle HD 10: Not the tablet anyone is looking for" ExtremeTech 4:34 PM
  • "Hands-on with Amazon's new Fire HD tablets: Cheap, yet refined" Engadget 7:20 AM
  • "Don't Kill the Password. Change the Password" Wired 7:06 AM
Humor/Cartoons
  • "Comic: Use the Force Touch, Luke" iMore 8:05 AM
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "Google Maps for iOS Gains Apple Watch App" MacRumors 3:19 PM
  • "Google Maps now works on the Apple Watch" The Verge 8:44 PM
  • "iTunes Connect iOS app updates with push notifications for content status" AppleInsider 6:39 PM
  • "iTunes Connect App Gets Push Notifications for App Status Changes, More" iClarified 3:03 PM
  • "SmartPlate offers on-demand iOS-powered meal analysis" AppAdvice 12:22 PM
  • "Updated For iOS 9, InterConneX Lets You Store and Manage Files Directly on Your Mobile Device" MacPrices 8:11 AM
  • "Sonos refreshes Play:5 speaker, introduces Trueplay iOS calibration" MacNN 8:08 AM
  • "Ivory Coast Radio Online 1.0 for iOS" prMac 9:43 AM
  • "Blue Runner - Addicting Endless 2D Running Game With Doodle Theme" prMac 7:18 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Windows 10 and privacy: Whom should you trust?" InfoWorld 7:05 AM
  • "Accepting Microsoft's Windows 10 privacy stance at face value is sheer folly" BetaNews 7:06 AM
  • "Microsoft promises that Windows 10 doesn't violate your privacy" Engadget 7:43 AM
  • "Microsoft sets out stall on privacy but admits there's more to do: Stops short of actually taking swipe at Google" The Inquirer 6:57 AM
  • "Microsoft Built Its Own Linux Because Everyone Else Did" Wired 6:47 AM
  • "Microsoft's Phil Spencer wants Xbox to be bold once more: Dawn of a new Xbox" The Verge 9:55 AM
  • "China hands Microsoft administrative fine over Xbox venture" Reuters 6:36 AM
  • "Microsoft's New Financial Reporting Structure Highlights Strategy Shift" TechWeekEurope 7:05 AM
  • "Microsoft reorganizes its financial results reporting" Reuters 6:37 AM
  • "Microsoft announces changes to its financial reporting structure" Neowin 8:54 PM
  • "Microsoft abandons Project Spark plans" bit-tech 7:06 AM
  • "Microsoft cuts out the microtransactions from Project Spark game creation engine" VentureBeat 6:35 AM
  • "Microsoft launches services from 3 data centres in India: Tech giant Microsoft today launched commercial cloud services from its three data centres in India, giving companies an option to store their data locally." Financial Express 7:06 AM
  • "Microsoft Azure Gets India Regions, Container Management Service, GPU-Centric Virtual Machines And More" TechCrunch 9:31 AM
  • "Microsoft's Azure IoT Suite Is Now Available: Azure users now have the option of joining the Internet of Things and collecting and analyzing their machine data with Microsoft's IoT Suite." InformationWeek 10:22 AM
  • "New Azure Container Service to bring together Mesos, Docker and Azure cloud" ZDNet 1:53 PM
  • "Microsoft bolsters Azure in containers, security: The new Azure Container Service taps Microsoft's partnerships with Docker and Mesosphere" IDG News Service 5:11 PM
  • "Microsoft Acquires Adxstudio to Improve Dynamics CRM's Web-Savviness" eWeek 8:34 PM
  • "Intralinks collaborates with HP, CDC to open first Australian datacentre" ZDNet 7:03 AM
  • "HP Announces New Windows 10 PCs for Businesses" Thurrott 1:39 PM
  • "HP Revamps Elite Business PCs for 2015" PC Magazine 4:35 PM
  • "HP adds new Windows 10 laptops, desktops to Elite business PC lineup" ZDNet 8:38 PM
  • "Advanced Micro Devices (AMD), Silver Lake Talks Said to Stall" StreetInsider 7:03 AM
  • "AMD Unveils New GPUs for Embedded Systems" eWeek 3:28 PM
  • "PCs, Not Profits, Drive Chip Companies: Intel, AMD hope for PC design wins in a matured market" EE Times 7:03 AM
  • "Intel-Powered Dual OS Windows 10/Android Smartphone Is Coming Soon" Seeking Alpha 7:04 AM
  • "Intel Security names a Dutch DJ the world's most dangerous celebrity: We're in the gutter, some of us are looking at the stars" The Inquirer 9:30 AM
  • "IBM just named this woman to its board" Fortune 7:04 AM
  • "IBM Buys Meteorix, Bolsters Cloud Service Offerings: With its acquisition of Workday consultant Meteorix, IBM bolsters both its IT services and cloud services portfolios." InformationWeek 4:14 PM
  • "IBM, Actiance Team on Information Lifecycle Governance" eWeek 4:35 PM
  • "How Cisco Is Teaching Clients to CHILL" PC Magazine 10:30 AM
  • "UFS based UC cards to replace SD soon: If you want the specs, features and roadmaps, read on" SemiAccurate 4:13 PM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Why AAPL stock didn't rise on record iPhone sales: China sales more than nullified gains" 9to5Mac 8:16 AM
  • "Apple Announces Q4 2015 Earnings Call For October 27" MacStories 8:34 AM
  • "Apple's Q4 2015 Earnings Call Scheduled for October 27th" Modmyi 8:16 AM
Industry News
  • "Stocks End Slightly Mixed in Choppy Jobs Week" TheStreet 4:00 PM
  • "Oil Jumps 2% Ahead of U.S. Storage Data" Reuters 4:01 PM
  • "Stocks Give Back Ground But Remain Mostly Positive - U.S. Commentary" Nasdaq 11:30 AM
  • "Stocks mixed: Nasdaq deeper into red for 2015" USA Today 4:02 PM
  • "Stocks Show Signs of Steadying: Dow, S&P 500 eke out gains; Nasdaq Composite slips" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:02 PM
  • "Asia Markets: Asian shares slide; Nikkei gives up gains for the year/Markets across Asia plummeted Tuesday, with commodities and related sectors bearing the brunt of worries that China's slowdown is spilling into global markets." MarketWatch 7:08 AM
  • "Europe Markets: Stoxx Europe 600 heads for lowest close since January/Investors dumped European stocks for a second straight day on Tuesday, as fears about a slowing global economy continued to hang over trading sentiment." MarketWatch 7:09 AM

 
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