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MacSurfer's Archive: Monday, July 20, 2015
 

 

 
Apple/Macintosh
  • "Apple Hires Auto Industry Veterans: Tech giant has been building a team for an electric-car project" ["Doug Betts, who led global quality at Fiat Chrysler Automobiles NV until last year, is now working for the Cupertino, Calif.-based electronics giant but declined to comment on the position when reached Monday. Mr. Betts' LinkedIn profile says he joined Apple in July and describes his title as 'Operations-Apple Inc.' with a location in the San Francisco Bay Area but no further specifics."]  WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:48 PM
  • "Auto industry veteran Doug Betts joins Apple" Reuters 9:43 PM
  • "Apple Hires Auto Exec with Manufacturing Experience" The Mac Observer 9:31 PM
  • "Apple earnings preview: iPhone still rocks, China woes bubble up/Sales of the company's blockbuster smartphone will likely remain strong: even during the lowest sales period of the year. But a slowdown in China's economy could hit Apple."  CNET 8:54 AM
  • "Apple has cash cow in iPhone even as phone industry slows" Associated Press 2:50 PM
  • "Continued strong iPhone 6 sales expected to buoy Apple quarterly results tomorrow" VentureBeat 2:51 PM
  • "Apple earnings: Can it weather the China storm?" CNBC 4:40 PM
  • "Survey says 97% of Apple Watch owners are satisfied, thank you very much"  Mashable 9:17 AM
  • "Apple Watch: satisfaction very high while sales estimates vary" Computerworld 8:41 AM
  • "Apple Watch sales sluggish but will catch on, says analyst: Is the Apple Watch a flop so far? Hmm, that may or may not be the case. But analyst Gene Munster says to wait until 2017 when Apple's new wearable will have a 'breakout year.'" CNET 11:07 AM
  • "Analyst estimates for Apple Watch sales all over the place, ranging from 3-6 million units" 9to5Mac 9:20 AM
  • "'Shrinkage' problem lands Apple in legal hot water with retail workers: Court ruling sets stage for a glimpse into how Apple treats its retail workers." Ars Technica 11:34 AM
  • "Apple faces new class-action suit over refurbished AppleCare+ hardware replacements" AppleInsider 2:42 PM
  • "Apple fights former sapphire provider in bankruptcy court: Insurance payout from factory fire may mean a financial hit for Apple." Ars Technica 10:45 AM
OS X
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
  • "iTunes Connect experiencing multi-day outage for many users, here's a fix" 9to5Mac 9:20 AM
  • "Yosemite discussion includes user interface changes and issues; security vs. flexibility; two-step authentication with Google after Apple OS updates; Mail troubleshooting tips; DriveDX disabling Target Disk Mode; dual monitor problems and more." MacInTouch 2:02 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
  • "Picture Collage Maker 3 review: Keeping the iLife creative spirit alive" Macworld 8:54 AM
  • "How-To: Go beyond OS X Photos + make amazing wall art from your Mac's pictures (Part 3)" 9to5Mac 2:43 PM
  • "Not Happy with OS X El Capitan? How to Send Feedback to Apple" OS X Daily 2:51 PM
  • "Formatting USB Flash Drives For Mac" MacMost 11:32 AM
  • "13 Force Touch Trackpad Tricks & Shortcuts for Mac" OS X Daily 2:41 PM
  • "How To Add Some Power To Your Todo List And Task Management" BohemianBoomer 8:39 AM
  • "A Mac Browser You Don't Use Might Be The Browser You Want To Use More" Mac 360 8:38 AM
  • "Not Only Can Your Mac Read To You, It Can Record The Audio" TeraTalks 8:37 AM
Op/Ed
  • "Swift Diary #1: Class or Struct from String" inessential 11:58 AM
Press Releases
  • "'Take Control of iTunes 12: The FAQ' Answers Apple Music Questions" TidBITS 2:50 PM
  • "LightWave 3D Group offers special cross-grade offer for LightWave 2015" Architosh 2:16 PM
  • "DEVONthink and DEVONnote 2.8.6 ready for OS X El Capitan" MacPrices 8:39 AM
General Interest/Potpourri
  • "Women more likely to be satisfied with an Apple Watch than men" Telegraph 2:50 PM
  • "Apple Music's Beats 1 radio station partners w/ MTV to exclusively announce VMA nominees" 9to5Mac 2:43 PM
  • "Apple Watch Beats Original iPhone and iPad in Customer Satisfaction Among Early Adopters" MacRumors 9:23 AM
  • "More than 80% of mobile podcast listeners use Apple's iOS devices" AppleInsider 8:53 AM
  • "Retail chief Ahrendts hints at new back-to-school promotion coming" MacNN 11:58 AM
  • "TrendForce Reports Q2 Global Smartphone Shipments at 304M and Revises Annual Shipment Growth Downwards to 8.2%" ["Samsung tops global shipments while Apple is expected to maintain its high sales record with the next-generation iPhone in the second half of 2015"] PRNewswire 9:25 AM
  • "Apple Said to Lease Office Space in Seattle Tower" Bloomberg 2:42 PM
  • "Apple Expands Seattle Presence With New Lease at Two Union Square" MacRumors 2:42 PM
  • "10 Digital Innovators Who Are Defining Creativity in a Tech-Fueled World" ["Richard Howarth and Alan Dye: VP of Industrial Design, VP of User Interface Design Apple"] AdWeek 9:23 AM
  • "Richard Howarth and Alan Dye get all the credit for Apple's iconic brand" Cult of Mac 9:23 AM
  • "Apple's Richard Howarth and Alan Dye among Adweek's Creative 100" Apple Daily Report 9:24 AM
  • "Spotify challenges Apple Music's superior playlists with Discover Weekly: Maybe algorithms know you better than humans after all." Macworld 11:58 AM
  • "Apple's new iPhone ad is a snarky swipe at its competitors" Memeburn 9:19 AM
Non-Apple News
  • "Snowden to the IETF: Please make an internet for users, not the spies" The Register 7:26 PM
  • "Verizon faces steady stream of requests for customer data" CNET 3:40 PM
  • "Now officially split from eBay, PayPal moves on to Nasdaq" ZDNet 11:34 AM
  • "High Fi: Hands-on with Google's wireless service, Project Fi" CNET 8:54 AM
  • "Samsung's new Galaxy Tab S2 tablets are thinner and lighter than the iPad Air 2" IDG News Service 8:53 AM
  • "Oops! Cheating website Ashley Madison hacked" CNNMoney 8:47 AM
Publications/Podcasts
  • "Ted Landau On His Next Mac, Apple Music and Living In The Future" MacVoices 1:53 PM
  • "TMO Daily Observations 2015-07-20: AshleyMadison Data Breach, Jeb Bush's Tech Ad" The Mac Observer 12:10 PM
  • "The iPod Touch gets an update to make it on par with an iPhone 5S (almost)." The MT Show 8:35 AM
Hardware/Software
  • "Apple might be launching a crazily cheap new gold Apple Watch" Business Insider 9:00 AM
  • "New 'iPhone 6S' Leak Confirms An Increase In Base Storage Capacities" Forbes 8:43 AM
  • "Apple said to finally ditch 16GB storage tier with upcoming iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus" iDownload Blog 9:17 AM
  • "iPhone 6S/7 rumor roundup: No more 16GB option, goodbye SIM cards, and more" ZDNet 10:45 AM
  • "Apple might be releasing a thinner, lighter iPad Mini in the next few months" Business Insider 9:52 AM
  • "Apple's iPod Touch shows its muscle in iFixit teardown" Engadget 9:10 AM
  • "Galaxy Tab S2 vs. Apple iPad Air 2: Specs Compared" LAPTOP Magazine 11:07 AM
  • "iPod touch 6 vs iPod touch 5 vs iPhone 6 [Specs Comparison] Redmond Pie 9:20 AM
Price Trackers/Deals
  • "Today's Top iPhone /iPad /Mac App Freebies And Price Drops" App Sliced 9:53 AM
  • "ColorStrokes For iPhone Is Temporarily Available For Free (Normally $1.99)" App Sliced 9:53 AM
  • "Slingshot Puzzle For iPhone/iPad Is Free Right Now (Previously $0.99)" App Sliced 9:53 AM
  • "13" MacBook Pro Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:36 AM
  • "MacBook Air Prices & Sales" MacPrices 8:36 AM

Reviews/How-To/Tutorials/Tips
Reviews
  • "The Apple Watch Review" AnandTech 9:14 AM
  • "Review: Apple iPod touch (Sixth-Generation)" iLounge 10:45 AM
  • "Retro Phone Review: the original Apple iPhone" TechRadar UK 8:57 AM
  • "Freshly Squeezed Reviews: Take A Stance" YMP Now 11:55 AM
  • "iVisor Glass Privacy protects your iPhone, and provides privacy — but at a cost" Apple Daily Report 8:41 AM
iPad/iPhone/iPod touch Apps
  • "Hands On: Pocket 5.6.7 (iOS)" MacNN 10:07 AM
  • "Freemium Field Test: Disney Dodo Pop is good-natured, gumball-tapping fun" Macworld 8:54 AM
  • "Hands On: Warhammer 40,000: Deathwatch -- Tyranid Invasion 1.0 (iOS)" MacNN 9:19 AM
  • "'Hero Fighter X' Review - Intense Beat-Em-Up Action" Touch Arcade 11:34 AM
  • "'Puzzle Sweeper' Review - I'm Only Sweeping" Touch Arcade 2:50 PM
How-To/Tutorial
  • "How to view offline music on your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch" iMore 3:40 PM
Tips
  • "6 brilliant Siri tricks you didn't know existed" BGR 11:08 AM
  • "Pointers: Tethering to your iPhone" MacNN 9:19 AM
Analysis/Commentary/Editorial/Opinion
  • "Non Techies Love Their Apple Watches More than Techies" The Mac Observer 6:31 PM
  • "Why some developers (thankfully) aren't rushing their apps to the Apple Watch" ZDNet 4:26 PM
  • "No iPad Air? Why We Should Rethink Apple's Refresh Cycle" Apple Gazette 2:41 PM
  • "The Mobile Web Sucks, but You Can Do Something About It, Nilay Patel" Pixel Envy 7:46 PM
  • "The mobile web sucks: It's going to get worse before it gets better" The Verge 1:54 PM
  • "Apple Watch helps make navigating a new city easy and safe" Apple World Today 12:22 PM
  • "Home Automation Out of The Closet" Monday Note 11:33 AM
  • "'Apple Waits as App Developers Study Who's Buying Its Watch'" Six Colors 10:48 AM
  • "Why Apple Watch Still Doesn't Have a Facebook App: Months after launch, there's still no official Facebook app for Apple Watch. Why not?" The Motley Fool 10:20 AM
  • "Will an Early Galaxy Note Launch Give Samsung an Edge over Apple?" Market Realist 10:19 AM
  • "Analysts: Nobody Knows How Many Apple Watches Apple Sold" The Mac Observer 10:02 AM
  • "Ask Rene: 4-inch iPhones, burning music, hamburger ellipsis, and more!" iMore 9:27 AM
  • "The biggest indication that Apple Watch is a dud so far" BGR 9:22 AM
  • "Why you want the new iPod touch" iMore 9:19 AM
  • "Why the Apple Watch actually is my most personal Apple device: After delivering so many products that do such great things, it can be strange to have a product that excels at doing so little. And that's what makes the Apple Watch so great." Macworld 8:54 AM
  • "Why Is Apple Launching A New Version Of The iPod?" Forbes 8:47 AM
  • "Fondleslab, wristjob action just not doing it for Apple right now" The Register 8:44 AM
  • "Apple Rumors: iPhone 6s, 2015 iMac, iPad Air 3?, iPad mini 4!" Tapscape 8:40 AM
  • "Good riddance to the 16GB iPhone!" CIO 8:39 AM
  • "The Final Last Word On Apple Watch" Mac 360 8:36 AM
  • "The case for a lower price Apple Watch" Opinion8td 8:36 AM
Non-Apple
  • "How playing computer games can make the world safer" BBC 7:26 PM
  • "20 Home Pages, 500 Trackers Loaded: Media Succumbs to Monitoring Frenzy" Monday Note 11:33 AM
  • "The Emperor Is Naked and We're All Idiots" TechNewsWorld 9:17 AM
Humor/Cartoons
Press Releases/Products/Public Relations
  • "iSperm lets your iPad analyze your swimmers at home" CNET 7:13 PM
  • "A company on Kickstarter has figured out a genius way to charge your phone" Business Insider 3:40 PM
  • "NFL will bring on-demand games to Apple TV for the first time w/ revamped Game Pass service" 9to5Mac 2:43 PM
  • "NFL 'Game Pass' With On-Demand Game Broadcasts Coming to Apple TV" MacRumors 2:43 PM
  • "Samsung annouces PM863 and SM863 data center SSDs with up to 3.8TB of storage" BetaNews 11:14 AM
  • "TaiG 2.4.3 elevated from beta status to jailbreak iOS 8.4" iDownload Blog 11:07 AM
  • "The Cup of Galfar for iPhone and iPad - A Fantasy e-Book in 3 Languages" prMac 10:48 AM
  • "Nike+ Running App Gets Spotify Integration, Plays Music That Will Keep You on Pace" iClarified 10:46 AM
  • "Announcing ccAudits - A FileMaker Mobile Data Collection Tool for iPads" prMac 9:49 AM
  • "Preevioo for IOS Launches in North America" PRNewswire 9:25 AM
  • "State Farm® releases Driver Feedback™ Instructor Edition mobile app, now available free on iOS and Android platforms" PRNewswire 9:25 AM
  • "Best rugged cases for iPhone 6" [Slideshow] iMore 9:19 AM
  • "Apple IIgs News: Group 'Ships' System 6.0.2 Update" FairerPlatform 8:41 AM
  • "The MUG Event Calendar for the Week of July 20: Jeff Gamet, Creative Cloud and Malware" The MUG Center 8:41 AM
Computer Industry
  • "Accelerating employee collaboration and productivity: Office 365 unleashes future of innovation at GE" ["That's why it's no surprise that when GE needed a new productivity platform to stay ahead of the curve in a business environment where collaborative, dynamic teams form the heart of progress, the company sought out an innovative, scalable solution that would change the game for its more than 300,000 employees worldwide."] Microsoft 2:40 PM
  • "Microsoft just scored an enormous contract with GE for Office 365" Business Insider 2:40 PM
  • "Microsoft has agreed to buy cloud security startup Adallom for $320M, source says" VentureBeat 3:40 PM
  • "Microsoft said to add another cybersecurity vendor to its acquistion list" ZDNet 4:26 PM
  • "Report: Microsoft paying $320 million for cloud security provider Adallom" IDG News Service 3:17 PM
  • "Microsoft Forks Over $330M For Israeli Cloud Security Firm Adallom" HotHardware 4:22 PM
  • "Daily Report: Windows 10 Signifies Microsoft's Shift in Strategy" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9:59 AM
  • "How the Windows 10 Debut Will Be Unlike Any Windows Launch Before" Re/code 9:57 AM
  • "5 Reasons Windows 10 Is Important For Developers" Forbes 9:57 AM
  • "Windows Threshold 2 to focus on optimizations, will arrive only three months after the release of Windows 10" Microsoft News 9:59 AM
  • "Windows Threshold wave 2 will focus primarily on optimization" Neowin 9:58 AM
  • "Microsoft goes on the charm offensive with Windows 10 ad campaign" BetaNews 9:06 AM
  • "Microsoft kicks off Windows 10 ad campaign" ZDNet 8:56 AM
  • "Watch the first Windows 10 ad use adorable babies to push Hello, Cortana, and Edge" PCWorld 8:41 AM
  • "Here's what Windows 10 won't change: Window 8's plans to tie you to Microsoft services" PCWorld 8:40 AM
  • "Money Can Be Made in Microsoft Shares, Despite Declining PC Sales" TheStreet 7:57 AM
  • "Microsoft Plans to Buy Israeli Cloud-Security Firm Adallom for $320 Million" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:57 AM
  • "Microsoft to buy Israeli cyber security firm Adallom: report" Reuters 7:56 AM
  • "IBM Profit Falls as Revenue Declines Again: Tech giant posts 13th-straight quarter of revenue declines" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 3:18 PM
  • "IBM Slips: Q2 $20.81B Revenue Misses, $3.84/Sh Profit Beats; Affirms Year EPS View" Barron's 3:19 PM
  • "IBM Revenue Falls 13% Despite Big Gains in New Fields" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 4:40 PM
  • "IBM earnings: $3.84 per share, vs expected EPS of $3.78" CNBC 3:19 PM
  • "IBM reports mixed Q2 as strong dollar hurts revenue" ZDNet 4:26 PM
  • "IBM took a $200 million charge for 'workforce rebalancing' actions but refused to use the word layoffs" Business Insider 7:27 PM
  • "IBM shares are dropping after it misses on revenue, beats on profits" Business Insider 3:17 PM
  • "IBM Investors Are Hoping for Any Signs of a Turnaround" TheStreet 12:40 PM
  • "Did IBM miss the boat on cloud computing?" NBC News 12:39 PM
  • "IBM's Watson learns to critique the tone of your writing" ExtremeTech 12:39 PM
  • "International Business Machines: Earnings Whisper?" Wall Street Pit 12:38 PM
  • "IBM's Flash Storage With Intel QuickAssist" Light Reading 12:05 PM
  • "What to watch for in IBM's earnings" MarketWatch 7:53 AM
  • "Big Blue Becomes Less So" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 7:51 AM
  • "HP Cloud 28+ on course to go live in December 2015 with 200 members" ComputerWeekly 12:29 PM
  • "HP is Offering Steep Discounts on Some of Its Windows 8.1 PCs" Maximum PC 12:29 PM
  • "HP ProLiant ML150 Gen9" alphr 12:29 PM
  • "HP offers a clearance sale on Windows 8.1 laptops ahead of Windows 10 launch" WinBeta 12:28 PM
  • "Dell Grows Microsoft Azure Support in Cloud Manager Software" eWeek 12:25 PM
  • "Dell Temporarily Suspends XPS 13 Developer Edition Sales to Fix Issues" Softpedia 12:24 PM
  • "Dell Rolls Out All-Flash Array Cost Cutting Technology" TechWeekEurope 12:24 PM
  • "Flash in the pan? Dell 3D TLC AFAs are cheaper than spinning rust" The Register 12:23 PM
  • "Dell Lowers Cost of Flash With Mainstream Read-Intensive SSDs" Forbes 12:23 PM
  • "Dell brings 3D Nand flash to enterprise storage arrays, claiming hard drives are dead" V3 12:23 PM
  • "Install An Aftermarket Operating System On The Intel Compute Stick And You'll Void The Warranty" Digital Trends 12:07 PM
  • "Replacing Intel Compute Stick's Stock OS is a Surefire Way to Void Your Warranty" Maximum PC 12:06 PM
  • "Moore's Law is 50 years old but will it continue?" PhysOrg 12:06 PM
  • "Intel Can't Keep Up Moore's Law, And We'll All Suffer" Digital Trends 12:05 PM
  • "AMD launches affordable A8-7670K APU for gaming PCs built on a budget" PCWorld 12:01 PM
  • "AMD'S A8-7670K Could Be The Perfect Processor For Your Next Budget Pc" Digital Trends 12:00 PM
  • "Q2'15 Is A Revenue Trough For AMD As Things Are Expected To Turnaround Going Forward" Forbes 12:00 PM
  • "AMD aims at Windows 10 with updated A-Series chips for desktops" V3 12:00 PM
  • "AMD targets mainstream desktop PCs with Windows 10-ready APU" TechRadar UK 12:00 PM
  • "AMD Adds A8-7670K APU To Kaveri Refresh Lineup" Tom's Hardware 12:00 PM
  • "AMD reveals budget desktop A-Series processors" PCR Online 11:59 AM
  • "Rumor: AMD to supply chips for Nintendo's upcoming NX console" Neowin 11:59 AM
  • "AMD rumoured to be supplying the Nintendo NX console chip" Hexus 11:58 AM
  • "'This is a big step forwards for us' - AMD's UK country manager on Carrizo and the future of notebooks" PCR Online 11:57 AM
  • "Oracle's new HCM Cloud adds an array of 'work-life' tools" IDG News Service 2:41 PM
  • "Cisco leads India's ethernet switch & router market with 67.7% share" First Post 11:52 AM
Finances (Click heading for current Apple Stock price.)
Apple News
  • "Is there such a thing as bad Apple sales?" CNBC Videos 11:14 AM
  • "Apple May Report Subdued Apple Watch Sales in 3Q15" Market Realist 10:46 AM
  • "Cowen Maintains Apple's Price Target At $140 Despite Being 'A Little Concerned' About Watch Margins" Benzinga 10:19 AM
  • "Numbers for Apple's third quarter FY 2015 earnings call" AppAdvice 9:17 AM
  • "Here are the two things to watch from Apple's earnings report" Business Insider 9:17 AM
  • "Apple, Inc. Stock: What Is It Really Worth? Think twice before you sell Apple stock. Despite the business' size, the stock may be far from overvalued." The Motley Fool 9:03 AM
  • "Tech Stocks are flying. Will Apple carry them even higher?" CNNMoney 8:47 AM
Industry News
  • "Nasdaq ends at record for 3rd session in a row" MarketWatch 4:23 PM
  • "Stocks Post Only Minor Gains, Thanks to Energy Selloff" TheStreet 4:23 PM
  • "Nasdaq notches another record close" USA Today 4:23 PM
  • "Nasdaq Notches Third-Consecutive Record Close, S&P Misses Mark" FOXBusiness 4:22 PM
  • "U.S. Stocks Edge Higher; Nasdaq Hits Record For Third Straight Session: Better-than-expected earnings reports move stocks higher; mining shares tumble along with gold prices" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:22 PM
  • "Asia Markets: China's Shanghai index gains, but Hong Kong stocks dip/China shares rose modestly Monday after authorities moved over the weekend to tighten the use of informal lending channels by stock investors." MarketWatch 7:17 AM
  • "Europe Markets: European stocks climb for ninth straight session/European stock markets advanced on Monday, extending rally into a ninth straight session on the back of a Greece-fueled rally, which saw the debt-laden country on Monday reopen its banks after a three-week closure and repay loans to creditors." MarketWatch 11:36 AM

 
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