"Apple Special Event: January 19, 2012/Watch streaming Video from the special event." [Video Report] Apple Events 2:06 PM
"The textbook. Reinvented for iPad. With Video, audio, and interactivity, the textbook on iPad goes way beyond the printed page. iBooks Textbooks will capture students' imaginations and take learning to a whole new level. Learn more" [Video Report] Apple 10:18 AM
"iBooks Textbooks for iPad. There's nothing textbook about them. Introducing an entirely new kind of textbook that's dynamic, current, engrossing, and truly interactive. A textbook created by publishers using a new authoring tool from Apple. A textbook brought to life by iPad." Apple 10:18 AM
"iBooks Author. Create and publish amazing Multi-Touch books for iPad. Available free on the Mac App store, iBooks Author is an amazing new app that allows anyone to create beautiful Multi-Touch textbooks — and just about any other kind of book — for iPad. With galleries, Video, interactive diagrams, 3D objects, and more, these books bring content to life in ways the printed page never could." Apple 10:19 AM
"The all-new iTunes U. Everything you need to create and share complete courses — all in one place. If you're an educator at a university, college, or K-12 school, now you have an easy way to design and distribute complete courses featuring audio, Video, books, and other content. And students and lifelong learners can experience your courses for free through a powerful new app for iPad, iPhone, and iPod touch." Apple 10:19 AM
"Apple Unveils All-New iTunes U App for iPad, iPhone & iPod touch: Entire Courses from Top Universities Now Available in One App" Apple 10:11 AM
"Apple Reinvents Textbooks with iBooks 2 for iPad: New iBooks Author Lets Anyone Create Stunning iBooks Textbooks" Apple 10:11 AM
"Apple Unveils All-New iTunes U App for iPad, iPhone & iPod touch" Business Wire 10:02 AM
"Apple Reinvents Textbooks with iBooks 2 for iPad" Business Wire 10:01 AM
"McGraw-Hill to Deliver High School Curricula with Apple's iBooks Textbooks" PRNewswire 2:13 PM
"Pearson Releases New Wave of Interactive Textbooks for Apple's iPad: Innovative iBooks textbooks feature Pearson's respected learning content enhanced with Video, audio, assessment, interactive images and 3D" Business Wire 6:59 PM
Apple News
"Apple digital textbooks: Can Apple reinvent another industry? Apple digital textbooks promise to revolutionize education, just as the company revolutionized music. But is the model for Apple digital textbooks too costly to work?" Christian Science Monitor 6:55 PM
"Apple Education: The Largest Moat Of All" Seeking Alpha 8:05 AM
"Apple: School should center on the iPad" CNN 6:56 PM
"Why the iPad is an Investment in Your Child's Future" Tech.pinions 10:33 AM
"Apple Just Re-Invented Books" Tech.pinions 1:54 PM
"Apple Targets Educators Via iBooks 2, iBooks Author, iTunes U App" PC Magazine 11:02 AM
"Apple's New iPad Play: Remake Textbook Market/iBooks textbooks offer interactive learning for $15 or less, but hardware costs could hamper Apple's success." InformationWeek 2:49 PM
"Engage: Apple's New Tools For Interactive Books on iPad" Wired 11:10 AM
"Apple Unveils App and Tools for Digital Textbooks" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 2:50 PM
"Apple rolls out digital textbook service iBooks 2" Reuters 9:52 AM
"Apple releases iBooks 2 with support for interactive textbooks" Macworld 10:08 AM
"Apple's e-textbook gambit just 'a 70% solution,' says analyst: iBooks 2, iBooks Author have 'enormous' potential, but it's very long term" Computerworld 2:00 PM
"Apple iBooks Author and textbook store a significant publishing step" Chicago Sun-Times 5:37 PM
"Apple: We want to reinvent the textbook" ZDNet 9:58 AM
"Viewpoint: Pearson on the rise of 'engaging' e-textbooks" BBC 1:56 PM
"Apple to help 'reinvent the curriculum' with new iTunes U" GigaOM 9:59 AM
"Apple partners with DK, Pearson, McGraw Hill and Houghton Mifflin Harcourt for textbooks" The Next Web 9:50 AM
"Apple Reveals A Three Pronged Plan To 'Reinvent' Education" Business Insider 10:58 AM
"Apple: 20,000 Education iPad Apps Developed; 1.5 Million Devices In Use At Schools" TechCrunch 9:50 AM
"Apple Expected to Unveil Digital Textbook Service" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 8:05 AM
"Apple to bolster iPad's educational content" Bloomberg News 8:15 AM
"Apple to go back to school with 'big' announcement" Melbourne Herald Sun 8:28 AM
"Textbook Makers: We're Not Afraid of Apple's Education Announcement" Yahoo! News 8:15 AM
"Apple Will Profit From Doing the Right Thing: For the first time, Apple will allow independent observers into its suppliers' factories around the world to monitor working conditions. Why now, and what does it mean for the company?" The Motley Fool 7:38 AM
"Apple Files Design Suit Against Samsung Smartphones in Germany" Bloomberg 1:58 PM
"Apple-Motorola Patents in Dispute Limited by Judge, Says Trial Needed on 5" Bloomberg 8:35 PM
"China's challenge to the iPad raises a red flag" Reuters 8:15 AM
"Apple releases iTunes 10.5.3 to allow syncing of interactive iBooks to iPad" The Next Web 10:58 AM
"Apple Releases iTunes 10.5.3 with Textbook Sync Support" The Mac Observer 11:00 AM
"Pages '12 could be Apple's secret textbook weapon" ZDNet 7:59 AM
"5 reasons Macs are gaining ground in business: Forrester Research predicts that Apple will sell $19 billion in Macs and iPads to enterprises in 2012, up 58 percent from 2011. Here are some of the reasons why" [Slideshow] InfoWorld 11:02 AM
"iBooks Author accounts are free, but existing developers must make a new account" AppleInsider 11:03 AM
"F-Secure outlines the 2011 Mac malware scene" CNET Reviews 9:17 PM
"Apple Mac-based security threats jumped in 2011: Trojan-downloaders, backdoors were the most common Mac security ailments" Network World 11:01 AM
"iTunes hacked! Apple ignores it" BetaNews 9:50 AM
"Apple releases a new OS X 10.7.3 beta to developers" AppleTell 7:54 AM
AppleCare/Troubleshooting
"iBooks Author: Use iPad-safe fonts when authoring books" Apple Support 1:54 PM
Reviews/How-To/Tips
"Hands on: iBooks Author effortless to use, but iPad-only" Macworld 3:50 PM
"First Look: Apple's new iBooks Author" AppleInsider 11:03 AM
"iBooks Author hands-on: making textbooks in the 21st century" The Verge 10:50 AM
"iBooks Author for Mac OS X Makes Creating Interactive iPad Books Easy" OS X Daily 2:15 PM
"McAfee Internet Security for Mac review: McAfee protects your Mac without affecting performance" Macworld UK 8:06 AM
"ACDSee review: Images can be tagged or labelled for categories to help manage, sort and search for them later" Macworld UK 8:06 AM
"Review: xScope 3, the designer tool" IT.Enquirer 10:09 AM
"Chronicle helps you track your bills, and looks great doing so" Macworld 2:15 PM
"Keeping Mac OS and data on separate drives" Macworld 2:16 PM
"Diagnosing Mac Software Memory Leaks Can Be Difficult [Ask MacRx] Cult of Mac 8:33 AM
"How To Bring Back 'Save As' In OS X 10.7 Lion (Almost)" Cult of Mac 8:04 AM
"Mac OS X: Using Console to Troubleshoot Problems" The Mac Observer 7:49 AM
"Mac Tip: Let Your Mac Speak To You Via The Terminal" MacTrast 8:04 AM
"How To Download Just About Anything [OS X Tips] Cult of Mac 2:10 PM
"How To Make Easy To Remember Shortcuts To Launch Apps In Your Mac's Dock" Mac 360 7:55 AM
"4 Simple Reasons Why You Need A 'Lite' Bulb On Your Mac (5 if you count 'free')" Mac 360 7:55 AM
"Change Stacks Icon Size in Grid View" OS X Daily 8:09 AM
Op/Ed
"iLife 11 - problem reverting iPhoto version" MacInTouch 8:41 PM
"Lion - files vs. documents vs. databases; backward compatibility; user interface and operational changes" MacInTouch 8:41 PM
Press Releases
"The Iconfactory and ARTIS Announce xScope 3.0: Powerful Design and Development Tool Now Available in the Mac App Store" Business Wire 6:59 PM
"New Take Control Book Unveils the Magic of Screen Sharing" TidBITS 9:36 AM
"Apple updates Brother Printer drivers for Lion, Snow Leopard" FairerPlatform 9:26 AM
"VMware Press Launches Administering VMware Site Recovery Manager™ 5.0: Book/eBook is First in Suite of Products for New VMware Imprint" Business Wire 8:26 AM
"djay 4.0.3 for Mac released with support for Pioneer DDJ-ERGO DJ controller" algoriddim 8:24 AM
"Apple iPhone 4S grabs back ground lost to Android" Register Hardware 7:54 AM
"Can Anyone Beat Apple at Its Own Game? Apple keeps tight control over all aspects of its hardware, software, and cloud services, giving users an easy, enjoyable experience. Can any of Cupertino's rivals build a working ecosystem to compete?" PCWorld 8:31 AM
"iPhone Users See a Brighter Future Than BlackBerry Users, Says Study" Minyanville 10:04 AM
"Windows Phone to bump iPhone for second place in '15, IHS predicts: Lumia 900 by Nokia is first sign of Windows Phone's promise" Computerworld 10:59 AM
"Apple sued by Toronto lawyer over stolen MacBook Pro" ehMac 8:43 AM
"After Suing Apple, Samsung and HTC, Kodak files for bankruptcy" Daily Disruption 8:28 AM
"Foxconn Chief Equates Employees To Animals" TechCrunch 9:31 AM
"Enter RedPad Number One – China's Challenge to the iPad" MacTrast 9:35 AM
"And we're live on BBC Test Match Special – thanks to an iPad: TMS team, led by tech-savvy Jonathan Agnew, broadcast England-Pakistan cricket match over Skype after technical glitch" The Guardian 10:17 AM
"David Hockney to Exhibit iPad Art in UK's Royal Academy of the Arts" PadGadget 8:08 AM
"Sheriff's Officials Investigate Separate iPhone Robberies" Patch 8:41 AM
"9 Tablets Fit For Doctors" [Slideshow] InformationWeek 2:49 PM
"iPad, iPad, iPad, scammers made one out of clay" The Globe and Mail [Free Registration Required] 2:07 PM
"Refurbished UK hotel features a Mac in every room" TUAW 2:23 PM
Apple Education Event Live Coverage
"Live Blog: Apple Talks Textbooks" WSJ Blogs 9:44 AM
"Live from Apple's education event at the Guggenheim" Fortune 9:28 AM
"Apple's iPad Textbooks: Everything You Need to Know (Updating Live)" Gizmodo 9:04 AM
"Apple Education Event NYC live (updating)" 9 to 5 Mac 8:55 AM
"Live Coverage of Apple's Education-Focused Media Event" MacRumors 8:44 AM
"Live From Apple's Education Event In NYC" The Verge 8:37 AM
"Coverage of Apple's education event begins at 10AM ET" iLounge 8:33 AM
"Apple's Education Announcement, Live From New York" AllThingsD 8:33 AM
"Live Update: Apple's January 19 education event" Macworld 8:32 AM
"Live From the Apple Education Announcement [Live Blog] Mashable 8:19 AM
"iPhone & iPad Live special edition: Apple education event" iMore 8:11 AM
"Join Us for Live Coverage of Apple's Education Event" Technologizer 8:08 AM
"Apple's education event: What to expect (live blog 7 a.m. PT)" CNET News 8:05 AM
"Apple education event – live coverage" The Loop 8:04 AM
Non-Apple News
"Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW" The Register 11:14 AM
"Second Nokia Lumia update inbound: Nokia has announced its second Lumia 800 battery update will hit its WinPho handsets in two weeks' time." Register Hardware 11:14 AM
"Downloadable Nintendo 3DS demos arrive" TG Daily 11:12 AM
"Red Hat takes on VMware with Enterprise Virtualisation 3.0" V3 11:16 AM
"Red Hat releases 3rd version of RHEV virtualisation software" Techworld 11:11 AM
"RSA, unapologetic, looks to move beyond The Breach" Network World 10:58 AM
"Livescribe pens new strategy" Financial Times [Paid Membership Required] 10:34 AM
"Nanya reports larger loss for 2011" DigiTimes 10:30 AM
"Symantec Has More To Say About Norton Hacking" Forbes 10:36 AM
"McAfee promises to patch SaaS for Total Protection flaws" V3 11:16 AM
"Android camp's troubles show in Sony Ericsson's struggles" IDG News Service 10:27 AM
"Sony Ericsson loss heralds tough start for sole owner" Reuters 10:13 AM
"Sony Ericsson hit by £173m loss in final quarter" ZDNet UK 11:27 AM
"Facebook registers mysterious fBoriGin domain names: Is Zuck's network about to get in online family tree game?" The Register 11:14 AM
"Mattebox Review: There's plenty of potential in this photography app but also a few rough edges." 148Apps 8:06 AM
"Wonders of Geology An Aerial View of America's Mountains – iPad App Review" PadGadget 2:15 PM
"Business Secrets Review: A truly impressive resource for anyone interested in business." 148Apps 11:03 AM
"Watermarking of Images on iOS Devices: iWatermark -Review and Updates" eXtensions 7:52 AM
"Pet Shop Story™ Review: Cute game is burdened by slow pace, flawed business model" Macworld 8:25 AM
"'SoulCalibur' Review - A Solid Port of a Classic, If You Don't Mind Playing Solo" Touch Arcade 8:20 AM
"Manage Teams And Negotiations In Pocket League Story" App Advice 6:54 PM
"Fitday Mobile Review: A diet and fitness app that I have continued to use since it first launched. It's not perfect but offers a very wide range of nutrional info, custom menu/items, and overall - it gets the job done." 148Apps 5:05 PM
"RayForce Review: RayForce is a true port, in the best and worse sense, but is the quasi-classic SHMUP worth the asking price?" 148Apps 3:49 PM
"Legion of the Damned Review: Legion of the Damned is a fully-featured turn-based strategy game. But a finite number of turns and repetitive storyline may turn a nice chunk of potential players away." 148Apps 2:23 PM
"Urban Crime Review: Survive a gang war and take control of the city." 148Apps 9:32 AM
"ImageClick Application in iPhone: In this application we will see how to image capture in iPhone without using camera. So let see how it will worked." The iPhone Developer Resource 8:11 AM
Tips
"iBooks Author Won't Let You Preview An E-Book Without Tethering An iPad" Cult of Mac 2:24 PM
"Access Your Mac On The Go With LogMeIn On Your iOS Device [iOS Tip] Cult of Mac 2:23 PM
"Install iOS 5 on iPhone 3G & 2G or iPod Touch 1G/2G with Whited00r 5" OS X Daily 8:09 AM
"Apple Classrooms of Tomorrow – Today" 512 Pixels 9:25 PM
"$500 iPads In The Classroom: Good Idea? Apple says it wants to put textbooks on a pricey tablet to deliver a richer learning experience. But critics say the device cost is what's rich." InformationWeek 9:16 PM
"How 'Post-PC' could be good for Linux" ZDNet 11:24 AM
"Linux Adoption Grows on Big Data, Cloud, Virtualization: Survey" eWeek 10:32 AM
"Amazon Dynamo DB: Big Data's Big Cloud Moment/Amazon's DynamoDB promises a database service fit even for Internet-scale companies with huge data sets. Whether big data players will give up servers comes down to economics and flexibility." InformationWeek 10:15 AM
"Google's Growth Path: 6 Challenges/As Google prepares to report its fourth-quarter 2011 earnings, some industry-watchers see obstacles ahead. Consider these six hurdles." InformationWeek 10:15 AM
"Radvision Helps Lync Videoconferencing Do More" InformationWeek 10:15 AM
"Why This Smartphone King Must Win or Die" The Motley Fool 10:04 AM
"Nokia Lumia 710 review roundup: Nokia has launched a new budget Windows phone. So how does the Lumia 710 fare against its competitors? " Christian Science Monitor 10:24 AM
"Talk Is Cheap and Reliable on Nokia's $50 Phone" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 9:45 AM
"Acer Ultrabook: What Took So Long?" TheStreet 9:40 AM
"Kodak Chapter 11: Don't take our KodaChrome away" Tech.Blorge 9:57 AM
"The Microsoft Death Watch: The Clock is Ticking" The Tech Night Owl 8:21 AM
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder and other weird thoughts" I, Cringely 7:57 AM
"10 Quick Hits From 2012 International CES – John Mulhern III" Mac Edition Radio 7:51 AM
"Are You All Ears For These iPhone Cases?" App Advice 2:07 PM
"Chuck La Tournous Previews Macworld | iWorld Session: 'The Geek Outdoors" The Mac Observer 1:54 PM
"No More Swiping: Card.io Launches New Consumer App, Developer Tools Which 'See' Your Credit Card" TechCrunch 11:10 AM
"CounterPath,Vidtel Extend Cloud Video Conferencing to iPhone" eWeek 10:32 AM
"Orkut App Finally Arrives for iPhone, iPad" Mashable 9:38 AM
"Scanner Dock for iPad Wins Ugly Contest" Wired 8:47 AM
"New iPhone App Helps Minnesota Fans Go 'Wild': With New Minnesota Wild App from AT&T Advanced Mobility Solutions, Fans at Xcel Energy Center Can Order Food, Watch Exclusive Instant Replays and More: All from their Seats" PRNewswire 8:41 AM
"Line 6 Extends The Acclaimed Dream Rig with Free James Tyler Variax® v1.8 and POD® HD v2.0 Updates" PRWeb 8:19 AM
"Line 6 Launches StageScape™ M20d, the World's First Smart Mixer for Live Sound" ["Remote control capability via one or more iPad® or iPad® 2 devices via an optional USB WiFi adapter"] PRWeb 8:18 AM
"Line 6 Mobile Keys™ Premium Keyboard Controllers Move Seamlessly Between iPad®, iPhone®, Mac® and PC" PRWeb 8:18 AM
"Freebie Alert - Strategy Defense Title 'Tiny Heroes' Free Today" Touch Arcade 8:11 AM
"Be the keeper of a royal dragon in Feed That Dragon HD for iPad" iMore 8:11 AM
"iOS Apps Help With Home Improvement Projects" MacTrast 8:05 AM
"iRig Pre gets official, connects XLR mic to your iPhone, iPad, iPod touch" Insanely Great Mac 8:21 AM
"iRig PRE connects your XLR mic to your iOS device" AppleTell 7:54 AM
"Round up of new Games/Apps for your iPhone/iPad based devices" Gamers Hell 7:54 AM
"Experience the thrill of High Speed Racing with MotoSikeO" prMac 7:53 AM
"Trip Money 1.0 for iOS: Helps Travelers Track Money Balance and Spending" prMac 7:53 AM
"Prepare for Battle - Paper Glider vs. Gnomes for iPhone/iPad and Android" prMac 7:53 AM
"Unmatched iPhone Gold and Silver App includes Key Industry Calculators" prMac 7:53 AM
"GraviMaze Gravity-Based Puzzle Game Announced for iPhone/iPod Touch" prMac 7:53 AM
"New eBook stops users getting hacked via their smartphones" prMac 7:53 AM
"2WayResume iPhone App Leverages Career Expertise to Optimize Job Search" prMac 7:53 AM
"Orbalus 1.0 for iOS - Magic Orbs Create Implosive/Explosive Shock Waves" prMac 7:53 AM
"Presidential Election 2012 Provides Election Coverage and Candidate Bios" prMac 7:52 AM
"Mindshapes Hires Publishing Industry Veterans Gaffin and Michaels" prMac 7:52 AM
"A music app that plays out your mood" prMac 7:52 AM
"Microsoft Reports Record Revenue of $20.9 Billion in Second Quarter: Strong business demand and holiday sales drive record revenue and EPS." Microsoft 3:52 PM
"Microsoft Shares Get A Small Boost After Earnings" WSJ Blogs 3:51 PM
"Microsoft beats the Street with record Q2 revenues of $20.9B" VentureBeat 3:53 PM
"Weak Sales of PCs Over the Holidays Hurt Microsoft's Income" New York Times [Free/Paid Registration Required] 9:17 PM
"Slower Windows Sales Dent Microsoft Earnings" AllThingsD 3:57 PM
"Google's Android Activations Worth $3.65B a Year: Oracle" eWeek 10:32 AM
"Oracle Scorned For Paltry Database Patches: With only two of many reported vulnerabilities fixed in Oracle's latest update, the database security community questions Oracle's patch bottleneck." InformationWeek 10:14 AM
"Intel Reports Record Year: $54 Billion in Annual Revenue Up 24 Percent, $2.39 in Annual EPS Up 19 Percent" Intel 3:55 PM
"Intel Reports Record Year: $54 Billion in Annual Revenue Up 24 Percent, $2.39 in Annual EPS Up 19 Percent/$18 Billion in Dividends, Buybacks Returned to Stockholders" Business Wire 3:50 PM
"Somehow, Intel Beats the Street" AllThingsD 3:56 PM
"Who Says Intel Is Weak? Just Look At Those Crazy Numbers!" AllThingsD 8:35 PM
"Despite Hard Drive Shortage, Expect Few Surprises From Intel" AllThingsD 9:56 AM
"Will Intel Miss Sales Targets Tonight?" The Motley Fool 9:57 AM
"Intel's Mobile Push: The Jury's Still Out" TheStreet 10:02 AM
"Intel to offer optional protection plan for overclocked Core processors" ZDNet 11:24 AM
"Internet Blackout Causes 18 Senators to Flee from PIPA" Forbes 10:36 AM
"Lawmakers withdraw support of anti-piracy bills after online protest" CNN 10:17 AM
"Obama wants less offshoring, vendors see shift back to U.S.: There are signs of a turn from outsourcing back toward domestic providers, and U.S. IT services vendors are working to make the most of this shift" Computerworld 10:44 AM
"UN Sets Stage For Blazing Fast New Mobile Devices: A United Nations telecom meeting has approved the next generation of mobile technology, which experts say will make devices 500 times faster than 3G smartphones and eliminate the wait time between the tap of a finger and the appearance of a Web page." Associated Press 10:07 AM
"Smartphone prices slashed after CES" Wired 10:25 AM
"PC sales drop in Europe as consumers lose interest" Techworld 11:10 AM
"Financials lift Wall Street after bank earnings" Reuters 3:59 PM
"Stocks Finish at 6-Month High: Stocks gained, pushing major indexes to a six-month high, as jobs data and bank earnings kept the rally moving." WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 4:00 PM
"Stocks: All about bank earnings, economic reports" CNNMoney 9:33 AM
"Asia Stocks in Best Start on Record as China Signals Credit Ease" Bloomberg 11:18 AM
"Asia Markets: Asia stocks mostly up on IMF plan, China easing" MarketWatch 9:46 AM
"European Stocks Rise" WSJ.com [Paid Membership Required] 9:51 AM
"European Stocks Gain as Banks Rally on France, Spain Bond Sales" Bloomberg 11:18 AM
"Europe Markets: European stocks extend gain on U.S. data/Fewer Americans filed requests for jobless claims last week" MarketWatch 9:46 AM
"Most active Nasdaq-traded stocks: Nasdaq's 10 most active stocks at the close of trading" Associated Press 5:48 PM
"Final Glance: Computer companies/Computer companies shares mixed at the close of trading" Associated Press 6:10 PM
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